I Wonder How People Find Me Here

People search for some strange stuff to find me here. Along with these searches, I also get the regular ones, like – sleepless nights, sleepless toddler, sleepless nights toddler/baby, how to make your toddler fall asleep etc. Anyway these ones here are some of the different searches I have had in the last week.

extra long ladies dressing gown – So that you can keep your ankles toasty and warm I guess?

the sound of you eating annoys me – The sound of anyone eating with their mouth open annoys me, but hey, HOW are they eating exactly?

tickling with feather stories – Well, there was this one time…

japan sucks balls – Ooooookay. If you say so. Not having balls myself, I wouldn’t know.

am I ovulating my opk says no – Honey, if your predictor kit says that you aren’t ovulating, then you probably aren’t ovulating. Either that or you are doing the test wrong.

toddler falling asleep with milk in her mouth – That’s okay, it will either dribble out and you will end up with a crusty faced toddler, or she will swallow it. It shouldn’t hurt her.

toddler sucking nipple – I don’t want to even think about who you are and what you were doing on my blog.

good luck of 2 birds in my house – It is good luck? Well, sheesh! Why didn’t anyone tell me that? I might have spent less time squealing and more time thanking my lucky stars last time I had birds in the house.

what are the things which annoy children – All kinds of thing. Sometimes even someone breathing near them will cause a tantrum. Why do you want to annoy children may I ask?

Progesterone test shows I ovulate – Hey me too! CONGRATULATIONS!!! I’m still not pregnant though.

no egg-white mucus this month – Were you checking regularly? Could you have missed some? No? Then you probably didn’t ovulate.

19 year old grey hair – Yeah yeah, I know. Don’t remind me. I need to buy some dye already.

can you have a fireplace in the kitchen? – Ummm DUH! Of course you can! Why, you can even cook on it! Who knew?

‘tickle her feet’ feather – There is a special feather for that kind of thing???

lady where to get dressy shorts – In the dressy short section. Wait! I didn’t know you could get dressy shorts. Do they look different to regular shorts? Maybe they have sequins…

stuffing trackies into boots – If you are wearing boots, then you shouldn’t be wearing trackies (sweatpants). Unless of course you meant gumboots (wellingtons)? And then I would say, yes, stuff away. How else are you going to keep your trackies out of the mud?

toddler boys grabbing breasts – Yeah, I am just going to walk away backwards from this one. You are creepy m’dear.

People are weird y’know?