People search for some strange stuff to find me here. Along with these searches, I also get the regular ones, like – sleepless nights, sleepless toddler, sleepless nights toddler/baby, how to make your toddler fall asleep etc. Anyway these ones here are some of the different searches I have had in the last week.
extra long ladies dressing gown – So that you can keep your ankles toasty and warm I guess?
the sound of you eating annoys me – The sound of anyone eating with their mouth open annoys me, but hey, HOW are they eating exactly?
tickling with feather stories – Well, there was this one time…
japan sucks balls – Ooooookay. If you say so. Not having balls myself, I wouldn’t know.
am I ovulating my opk says no – Honey, if your predictor kit says that you aren’t ovulating, then you probably aren’t ovulating. Either that or you are doing the test wrong.
toddler falling asleep with milk in her mouth – That’s okay, it will either dribble out and you will end up with a crusty faced toddler, or she will swallow it. It shouldn’t hurt her.
toddler sucking nipple – I don’t want to even think about who you are and what you were doing on my blog.
good luck of 2 birds in my house – It is good luck? Well, sheesh! Why didn’t anyone tell me that? I might have spent less time squealing and more time thanking my lucky stars last time I had birds in the house.
what are the things which annoy children – All kinds of thing. Sometimes even someone breathing near them will cause a tantrum. Why do you want to annoy children may I ask?
Progesterone test shows I ovulate – Hey me too! CONGRATULATIONS!!! I’m still not pregnant though.
no egg-white mucus this month – Were you checking regularly? Could you have missed some? No? Then you probably didn’t ovulate.
19 year old grey hair – Yeah yeah, I know. Don’t remind me. I need to buy some dye already.
can you have a fireplace in the kitchen? – Ummm DUH! Of course you can! Why, you can even cook on it! Who knew?
‘tickle her feet’ feather – There is a special feather for that kind of thing???
lady where to get dressy shorts – In the dressy short section. Wait! I didn’t know you could get dressy shorts. Do they look different to regular shorts? Maybe they have sequins…
stuffing trackies into boots – If you are wearing boots, then you shouldn’t be wearing trackies (sweatpants). Unless of course you meant gumboots (wellingtons)? And then I would say, yes, stuff away. How else are you going to keep your trackies out of the mud?
toddler boys grabbing breasts – Yeah, I am just going to walk away backwards from this one. You are creepy m’dear.
People are weird y’know?
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25 responses to “I Wonder How People Find Me Here”
so it seems.. 🙂
hehehehe well tickle me with a customised feather whilst I am wearing dressy shorts…hehehehehe
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I TOTALLY do not get how those search things work!!!
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hmmm, those are some wicked search titles!
I wonder what a tickle her feather is?!?
tiff’s last blog post..Mmmm… Patrick… I mean.. Enchanted, quite a good movie.
I love finding the searches!
Dawn’s last blog post..Hi-poo Friday
OMW some of those are hillarious. You read my mind, I was going to post about the same thing. “the sound of you eating annoys me” I would love to know why that was googled 🙂
Jenty’s last blog post..Playing with the children
Aren’t search engines fun?
Dressy shorts are those expensive good quality tailored styles that you wear “out” as opposed to those shapeless stretched out of shape knackered things that you pull on to sit around the garden.
I got some beauties today. My fav was memoirs of the shoe obsessed… he he he
Point me to the post about tickling with a feather. Sounds kinky!
Kelley’s last blog post..Out, OUT damn Chocolate.
Love it, just love it.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..I’m Sterile
They’re as good as my “shoot in my mouth” one!!!!
Love your sense of humour 🙂
Boneblower’s last blog post..Picture this…….
I always love posts like this….but how do you find out what searches people used to find you? I’d love to try it….
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oh..hehehehehe Japan sucks balls???? I enjoyed this post very much….Now I can go on my day knowing someone else wants a fireplace in their kitchen….LOL (kidding…I hate cleaning them anywhere including my livingroom…)
these searches are great!
as for the toddler boys grabbing breasts… Zack does that even though he’s never known them to be for food! I think it’s cause he sees his daddy going for them any chance he gets 😉
and it’s not just mine either, any friends who come over get it too. I try to stop him doing it without making a big deal of it but nothing works! lol
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That is some crazy, bizarre stuff! I never figured out how to find what people search for to get to my blog…..now i’m curious…
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{what are the things which annoy children – All kinds of thing. Sometimes even someone breathing near them will cause a tantrum. Why do you want to annoy children may I ask?}
LMAO
Also, I won’t be surprised if I’M googling that last one before long… Heh.
Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Dance your way… dead.
I feel a little left out – in that I found you because you visited a blog I watch. I guess that’s pretty fortunate – given that I have nothing to do with Japan, I don’t need or use feathers (I have other ways to make her laugh) and I don’t annoy my kids anymore because they’re all bigger than me.
lceel’s last blog post..Saturday, January 12
I totally love to look at my SiteMeter. It’s often my entertainment for the day.
I found you via Blog 365. Not porno tongue or nipples or dressing gowns. Or whatever.
Chick’s last blog post..Just put CPS on speed-dial.
Okay, you have some weird searches going on. How do you find those anyhow?
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Sommer’s last blog post..Win A New Mixer
Search engines are a never ending source of amusement!
Burgh Baby’s Mom’s last blog post..Zoe is Scary, Y’all
These are hilarious! I love to look at my searches. They’re always lots of fun.
Leslie’s last blog post..Beware: This Cuckooo Is Nesting
I get lots of people looking for info about sugar gliders and stomach pain. I’m going to change the name of my blog to “You Stop Putting Squirrels Up Your Butt”
Candy’s last blog post..It’s Friday, and that means…
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I’m still cursing at you for sending the “young jailbait” guys over to me. Those people and the “sweet nipples” freaks are starting to be the bulk of my hits.
*shakes fists in the air in the direction of Tasmania*
imaginary sarah’s last blog post..Into the Mystic
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That’s really bazaar. I’ve never checked to see what people are googling to find my site.