Jellybaby Porn, A Love Story

by Veronica on February 13, 2008

in Life

Meet Roger and Pam. They are Jellybabies.

1

Hello!

Roger and Pam are in love. Luckily for them, there was nothing standing in the way of their love. So they got married.

2

They were really quite horny little Jellybabies too. Look at them go!

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5

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However, eventually they got bored, so they added some spice in the way of another woman. See how she is faceless? That is how they like her.

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Roger liked to watch.

7

But eventually he joined in too. He couldn’t help himself. Roger was like that.

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Eventually, they got bored and decided to amp it up a level. Enter their experiments into group sex.

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Pam enjoyed the group sex, but Roger didn’t like seeing his wife get, well, rogered.

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So they went back to their regular lifestyle.

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But Pam got bored easily.

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And found herself another lover. Roger came home from work early one day and caught them in the act.

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Roger went crazy and threw Pam off her faceless lover. He says that after that, everything is a bit of a blur.

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It didn’t end well though.

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OOOOOPS!

 

Taz February 13, 2008 at 8:52 pm

hehe..

cute..

frogpondsrock February 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm

Oh honey you just crack me up…. hehehehehehe .. Umm did you eat the Jelly babies when you had finished exploiting err filming them???

Jelly baby porn indeed.. lol what will it be next?

cheers kim xxx

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Marylin February 13, 2008 at 10:56 pm

LOL love it! πŸ˜€

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maiden53 February 13, 2008 at 11:50 pm

Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope that you don’t get cavities from all of your jellybaby porn πŸ™‚

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Ree February 14, 2008 at 2:09 am

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You are one sick little girl. (Of course that’s why I like you so much)

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Kitty February 14, 2008 at 2:34 am

lol “I smell sex and candy” I just love that song!

Sandy (Momisodes) February 14, 2008 at 3:42 am

Is it wrong to think they look tasty??? πŸ˜‰

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missburrows February 14, 2008 at 3:52 am

OMG!!!!!!!

You are the true Jelly Baby master of porn.

Wow!Wow!

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Xbox4NappyRash February 14, 2008 at 5:50 am

there goes another half dozen readers πŸ˜‰

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Jenty February 14, 2008 at 6:28 am

Were you a bit bored? LMAO!

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Marie February 14, 2008 at 7:48 am

That would be soooo cool if they made those anatomically correct.

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talina February 14, 2008 at 9:01 am

Great porn! This was a great laugh, I see your spirits are up today… *hughs*

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witchypoo February 14, 2008 at 9:07 am

One would never dream that you have so much time on your hands πŸ˜‰

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Tasina February 14, 2008 at 10:49 am

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: your post or the fact that all * I * could see was a waste of perfectly good candy!!! πŸ˜‰

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Maddy February 14, 2008 at 11:24 am

Can’t do that with liquorice allsorts!
Cheers

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Katie February 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Haha omg you have an over-active imagination! I actually feel sorry for Roger. And uh, did you eat them?

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cookiebitch February 14, 2008 at 1:02 pm

This is freakin’ HILARIOUS! i will never look at jelly people the same way again – the little freaks!

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Angela February 14, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Hahaaa! Hilarious!

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marlee February 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Ha ha! That is HILARIOUS! You OBVIOUSLY have too much time on your hands!! What’d ya do with AMY?? πŸ˜‰

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river February 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Hee-hee. L does a similar thing with my chico babies if he gets to them before I do.

GARETH February 14, 2008 at 7:19 pm

That is one of the funniest things i have seen in a long while…

much respect to you !!!

Lou February 15, 2008 at 12:49 am

They should have stopped at three. Or at least – not gone any further. Perhaps then there wouldn’t have been such a tragic ending and Roger wouldn’t wind up in prison being some big fat guy’s bitch.

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Sarcastic Mom February 15, 2008 at 1:42 am

LMAO

That was awesome.

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Phil February 15, 2008 at 6:25 am

I was going to comment on how funny this was, then I noticed that some comments are dated Feb. 15th, so obviously you have somehow tapped into porn from the future.

imaginary sarah February 15, 2008 at 7:51 am

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I see this is what substitutes for television in Tasmania. Heheh.

I’m a bit disturbed that there are jelly babies in the first place. I like gummy bears, but jelly babies? That’s just cannibalistic.

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Tanya February 15, 2008 at 9:01 am

lol lol lol

that made me crack up!!!!!!!!

Reminds me of a story from my childhood. We used to hve a ‘large’ auntie. One day mum, my brother and I were eating jellybabies…my brother got a jellybaby and squashed it down, its sides went ut and he proclaimed that it looked like our auntie.

We spent the next 15 minutes in a giggling fit.

Good times…..

But I have never seen jellybaby porn??????

you could be onto something…….

amanda February 15, 2008 at 9:47 am

hahha! I loved this post. I wonder if Pam gets mad when Roger humps her face like he was doing in picture #7.

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A Whole Lot of Nothing February 15, 2008 at 1:03 pm

I’m kinda turned on.

Dawn February 15, 2008 at 2:18 pm

snort πŸ™‚

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Laura McIntyre February 15, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Gosh that is the funniest thing ever, would never think of something like that. Can i link from my blog and tell people to visit you? Would love to share with others.

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Mr Lady February 16, 2008 at 10:55 am

Dear god in heaven, THAT is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

EVER.

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Leslie February 22, 2008 at 5:31 pm

Veronica, you are awesome. That was hilarious.

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Fern February 24, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Dude. That is sooooo hot. (And hilarious!)

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LunaNik February 24, 2008 at 2:52 pm

OMG…I can’t believe they make jelly porn!!

And I can’t believe that you posted it!!!!

I love you.

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Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants February 25, 2008 at 9:26 am

LOL!

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robert April 10, 2009 at 6:52 am

hahahahahaha jelly baby porn.. they’re so funny… πŸ™‚ kaka

catherine October 17, 2009 at 11:12 am

all i can say is OMG

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