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  1. A duck egg treasure hunt

    I have duck eggs hiding everywhere, increasing in number, one day at a time. We went without any ducks laying (where I could find them) for three weeks and suddenly, I’ve got duck eggs showing up again, in increasingly strange places.

    There are 11 in the blackberries (5 pictured, it’s an old picture and the eggs are mostly covered in leaf litter and feathers now).

    I stole some, so that my father can have duck eggs for breakfast. He rather likes them.

    It’s like a treasure hunt, as I discovered another nest in the shed, next to the building materials and my BIL’s car. It’s got 17 eggs in it and so far, aside from a few foray’s into sitting, no duck has decided to turn them into ducklings. Grumble grumble fucking grumble.

    We have a ramp. Before we moved in, we think it was used to drive motorbikes up. Since we’ve been here it’s a ‘castle!’ for Amy and she runs up and down it. Underneath:

    Another egg.

    The piece de resistance though, is this.

    You can’t see any eggs?

    No. Me either. Not until the duck, whose tail you can see, hops off the nest, leaving behind sixteen eggs that she is hatching – ducklings due this afternoon, or tomorrow sometime. I’m a little excited.

    I did a walk around the yard this morning, only to discover a new nest, in an old chook shelter that we haven’t cleaned out yet. 4 eggs and counting. Two nesting boxes also have freshly laid eggs.

    However. I know that at least two ducks are laying somewhere else. God knows where. No doubt they’ll disappear one day, only to appear 5 weeks later with a shitload of ducklings. One duck was spotted coming in from the paddock across the highway (currently full of ewes and newborn lambs) and another from the paddock bordering our property.

    It’s like Easter! Only with less chocolate.

    Posted in Animals.

  2. The reality of having your own poultry. Plus cute chickens.

    The things with having chooks, is those chooks (if you’ve got a rooster) eventually have babies.

    And baby chickens, as tough as they are, sometimes they don’t do so well.

    A week ago, one of my hens hatched some chickens. Once I braved her attacks (she’s fucking vicious! I ended up with bruises everywhere) and took her off the nest to count chicks, I found a dead chicken in the bottom of the nest. Perfectly formed, hatched and squashed. Another chicken didn’t make it all the way out of it’s shell, dying at the finish post.

    However, we had 5 live chickens, even if one was a bit iffy. I figured I’d keep an eye on it, and left the mother to her angry clucking.

    An hour later, I scooted her off the nest and found the iffy chicken was doing even worse. Younger by almost a full day to it’s siblings, it kept getting squashed and left behind and frankly, the poor thing was half dead and exhausted.

    So into my pocket it came and inside for a few hours.

    I dripped some sugar water into it’s beak for energy and then tucked it into a nest of tissues with a hot water bottle underneath it for warmth.

    It slept for a few hours – after hatching, chickens are exhausted. This little one because it was younger than the rest, wasn’t getting a chance to sleep because it’s siblings wanted to peck and move about. It wasn’t able to walk yet and needed a break. The sugar water and time inside gave it some strength and the warmth and peace enabled it to recuperate.

    And while I was hopeful it would survive, nothing is ever certain.

    A few hours later, right on dark, I put the chicken back with it’s mother – okay, so I practically threw the chicken at it’s mother, while she tried to attack my hand – and I hoped it would make it through the night.

    It did and a week later, we still have the five chicks we had the first day.

    The hawks are hanging around and I’ve seen more kookaburras in the last week than I have in the last year, but they haven’t stolen a chicken yet. The mother hen is doing a good job and hasn’t taken the babies out into the open much, staying near cover amongst the stables, chook pen and blackberry bush.

    They’re pretty cute though.

    These chicks are our next generation. The hens will be kept for eggs and any roosters will eaten (like the egg eating chook from a while back).

    I love that at a week old, they’re already getting their feathers. I’m hoping the little stripy one is a hen, because isn’t the patterning gorgeous?

    Third from the left is the little chicken that would have died. It hasn’t gotten any adult feathers yet.

    They’re pretty cute. Amy is a big fan. So are the cats – although the way the mother hen attacked our tom cat this morning, I don’t think he’ll be contemplating a chicken dinner any time soon.

    Posted in Animals.

  3. Living in the middle of nowhere.

    Except for the busy fuck-off highway running along my front fence, I live in the middle of nowhere.

    It’s great for a few reasons, lots of space, very little pollution, farmland all around. I get to watch the sheep and lambs in spring and the cows are constantly chewing my hose fittings on the communal farm pipe off and breaking them.

    It means we can plant trees without worrying about how big they’ll grow and we can have animals on the property without anyone saying anything. Ducks? Sure! Let’s get ducks! And chooks while we’re at it. And a rooster to crow and wake us up.

    Rooster, chooks and ducks having breakfast.

    It also means that an impromptu duck singalong doesn’t bother anyone. Except the chooks.

    Duck Singalong

    I get spectacular sunsets and sunrises, because I can actually see the hills surrounding my property..

    Sunrise.

    Sunset.

    Of course, living in the middle of nowhere means that I am extra careful about my internet privacy. When you live in a suburb with only 6 houses in the main stretch, you can’t afford to let anyone know where you are. It’s not like being able to say I live in Hobart and knowing that so do 10,000 other people. Unfortunate.

    I get to make up for it with views like this from my mailbox.

    Winter has been horribly dry, as you can tell. We’re slowly getting some rain now and it’s amazing how fast things start to green up.

    I’m hoping for a wet spring, because extra water is never bad.

    These aren’t my paddocks by the way. These are the ones that have had the irrigators running, watering them all winter. Stupid weather when you spend all winter watering the paddocks so the stock can eat.

    Of course, when you live in the middle of nowhere, sometimes your animals get confused about where they should be laying their eggs.

    This duck for example, is sitting on the side of the road. Sure, she’s under my hedge, but on the wrong side of the freaking fence. When she discovered I was stealing her eggs from this nest, she started laying under the pine tree, next to the post box. Again – outside of my property. She’s come right now (I think) and she appears to be laying in the nesting boxes. Of course, I might be entirely wrong and she might appear in a few months, bringing ducklings from MILES away.

    You just never know.

    There are downsides of course, the closest supermarket is 30 minutes drive away and most of our shopping is done 45 minutes from here. All our hospital appointments require an hour of driving to reach and if we ever get pregnant with a 3rd baby, we likely won’t make it to the hospital on time. Also, an ambulance takes 20 minutes to get here, on a good day.

    And it means the neighbours (the one further away, luckily) have roaring parties and rev their cars at god awful hours. But hey, we’d get that in the suburbs too.

    All round, it’s pretty lovely living so far out.

    Posted in Animals, Blogging, Life.

  4. Not perfect, but getting there.

    Seven died the other day. She followed our neighbour’s car onto the road and was hit by a car coming the other way. A stupid accident, a stupid mistake. Unlike Susie, this one wasn’t preventable, as Seven was an escape artist extraordinaire.

    But this post isn’t about Seven. Not today.

    Since Susie died, I’ve been spending a lot of time trawling the dogs home website, constantly looking at the dogs needing a home and wishing that Nathan agreed with me. All those sad faces, needing homes, dammit, I’ve got a good home and I want a new dog. I miss Susie a lot actually, and now Seven too, as much as I try not to think about it.

    Eventually, I put my foot down and made Nathan take me and the kids to the dogs home – knowing that most of the time, the dogs are adopted before they get put on the website.

    Of course, I fell in love with the 6 week old puppies because they’re just! so! cute! but they were all spoken for (fantastic).

    We walked around all the kennels, my heart breaking for the dogs who didn’t have owners.

    ‘Look at that one. Pity we didn’t have more land, he needs a job to do,’ I said to Nathan as a 4 month old Kelpie x Blue heeler ran around his kennel, chasing his tail and bouncing excitedly at the sight of new people.

    ‘Oh! Look at her ears!’

    ‘Poor girl, you’re 9 and in the dogs home? Where did your previous owner go?’

    And then, we found her.

    Amy looked at her, nodded her head and said ‘This is our dog. We will take her home.’

    She wiggled in the bottom of her kennel, every inch of her body pressed up against the wire, straining to be patted. She didn’t jump, or bark or whine, she just leaned into the wire and looked at us with giant pleading eyes.

    ‘She’s beautiful’ said Nathan. I agreed readily. A startling white patch over most of her face left me with the impression that one of her eyes should have been blue, not brown.

    ‘How old is she?’

    I read her card. Six months, or thereabouts.

    ‘Still young enough to learn lots.’

    ‘Yep.’

    ‘How long has she been here for?’

    ‘Ummmmm, since the 30th June it says.’

    ‘Ah right, she’s only new then.’

    ‘Yeah.’

    While we talked, we were busy pressing our fingers through the wire, stroking her head and ears. She pressed closer to us.

    ‘You like her?’

    ‘Yes.’

    We wandered back to the front of the dogs home, looking at the puppies again.

    ‘Your decision’ says Nat.

    ‘Okay. We’ll ask about the pups first, because it’s very likely they’ve all got homes.’

    5 minutes later, yes, the pups all had homes. So we asked about the lovely natured Border Collie, whom we both adored.

    Now, before I say anything more, a 6 week old puppy is always going to be my preference, simply because they’ve not had time to learn any bad habits – it’s just how I think. But the look in the collie’s eyes, I was pretty sure she was our dog.

    No. No prospective adopters for her yet, no holds, nothing.

    So we started the ball rolling.

    Almost 2 weeks later, a yard check (I emailed through photos), a conversation with the lovely girl on the phone and a deposit paid, she came down with a stomach virus and the desexing that was meant to happen didn’t.

    So we waited a little longer, for her to get better, for us to get more ready. Of course, Isaac then broke his arm and if things are going to hell, you DEFINITELY need a puppy around the place to take your mind off things.

    But, when we brought her home, she was just perfect.

    And this time, this dog, she’s going to be a mostly inside dog. I’ve lost enough dogs to this highway – I can do without losing anymore, thankyouverymuch.

    Ah Seven, we’ll miss you. We were meant to be bringing you home a friend, not losing you beforehand.

    This is the new pup. Amy has named her Maisy, after some backwards and forwardsing, but it seems to suit her. She is a dream with the children at this point, not jumping, or bowling them over. Isaac is still unimpressed every time she swipes him with her tongue, but he’ll cope.

    The best bit? She seems so freaking grateful to be here with us and not at the dogs home anymore. Rescue dogs are amazing.

    Posted in Animals, Life.

  5. White Faced Heron

    I found a white faced heron hunting in the back corner of my paddock the other day – we have a swampy area that the ducks haven’t yet discovered. It’s filled with wrigglers, bugs and all kinds of delicious things for a heron. Obviously.

    White faced heron

    Heron looking for something tasty to eat

    White faced heron

    White faced heron looking around

    White faced heron sitting on part of the fence

    White faced heron flying

    Posted in Animals.

  6. Cymbalta, Ehlers Danlos and Teething.

    This morning when I woke up and discovered that my skin was still looking godawful and I looked terrible, I thought that maybe I’d just hide in a bed somewhere warm for the day. Of course, life with kids never works out quite that way and while I did manage 30 minutes in bed before lunch with a book, I had Isaac snuggled under my chin and Amy curled up in the small of my back, eating an orange and dripping juice everywhere.

    I think part of my roller coaster of manic energy/total exhaustion has been due to my new tablets. The cymbalta have been fantastic for my anxiety since I got over the hurdle of the first week – in which I spent the days feeling stoned out of my mind, not sleeping and hurting all over – however, they do have some drawbacks.

    My appetite has been killed dead. Now that wouldn’t be so bad, if I didn’t get sick so fast. Without eating, my body forgets all the things it’s meant to be doing, like healing and not producing giant bruises and spectacular pimples. Cups of tea, sadly, while I could keep them down, weren’t doing anything for my health, because it’s all I was ingesting. I’m making a giant effort to at least drink milk and eat lots of fruit and while I’m still taking anti-nausea pills like they’re going out of fashion, I’ve not retched today and I have managed to eat. Not a lot, but I ate.

    The cymbalta also make me incredibly restless. I was hoping they’d make me a little drowsy, so I could take them before bed, but a few nights of not sleeping convinced me that that’s not how they were going to work. I’m having trouble sitting still to do anything, finding myself wandering away mid sentence in a book, or drifting towards the fire a few lines into a blog post. The children think this is great and follow me around the house, hoping that I’ll dole out chocolate instead of setting out to make a proper lunch. I’ve not done it yet, but they’re forever hopeful.

    On the upside, like I mentioned above, they’ve been fantastic for my panic attacks and so so good for the neuropathic pain episodes and despite the first week of insomnia, I am sleeping well enough at night, once I can finally switch off. Surely 6 good heavy hours of sleep is better than 8 broken hours. Right?

    In other news, Isaac is teething, with 3 molars making their way through at the moment. While he’s not waking at night – he’s a better sleeper than Amy, still! (who is waking at night, regularly) – he is completely miserable during the day, clinging and whining a lot. It’s draining on me, as I’m falling apart a little and he wants to to snuggle on my chest, while I stand up and rock him. Sitting down = unacceptable. He will allow me to sit on the fit ball, but my proprioception is so terrible that I am certain it’s only sheer luck we haven’t fallen off it yet. At this point, with him clingy and completely napless, I would KILL for a rocking chair. It’s on my wish list of things I’ll never have. Like a dishwasher, a maid and spare time.

    He was happy today to see my mother and even happier to wander around outside with us for a while, although he had a tantrum of epic proportions when we came back inside because I couldn’t stand any longer. He can do a brilliant tantrum, with the face down screaming and kicking. I’m sure it will be amusing until the first time he does it in public.

    Amy was also thrilled to be wandering around outside with her grandmother and her mother, even happier when Mum found two duck eggs, laid early this morning. (They definitely weren’t there yesterday evening when I did the rounds) At this point, we’ve got 5 ducks and a drake, 6 chooks and a rooster and we’re getting two hens eggs a day. I’m going to steal some of the ducks eggs, just long enough to get us into spring, so that I won’t be worrying about the ducks (and hens) raising babies in the bitter cold. When they start to sit, I’ll keep you updated.

    I’m hanging on Spring and the warmer weather, dying to get things growing properly in my garden and to be eating something (other than eggs) that I’ve had a hand in producing. Not to mention how much better my EDS feels when I’m not frozen solid and I’m able to sit in the sunshine, without the wind stripping the flesh from my bones. Come on warmth.

    Posted in Animals, EDS, Gotta Laugh.

  7. Everyone needs sentinels.

    Nope. Sorry, can’t come through here.

    Seems I’ve suddenly got guard ducks. Maybe they’re reacting to a rooster being introduced to the mix?

    Who knows.

    Or maybe they’re guarding against these guys who have moved in next door.

    It’s a Cattle Egret. A beautiful bird.

    Sadly, I was outside with only my 50mm lens and not my zoom lens, so getting a closeup was harder than you’d think.

    ***

    In other news, scientists have discovered why women think they are fat.

    I’d love to know how I would score in one of their tests, seeing as how my brain thinks my body is actually half a step to the left of where it is, leaving me regularly walking into doors or walls or tripping for no reason.

    Seems I’m not the only one with fucked up proprioception.

    Posted in Animals, EDS, Life.

  8. Frozen

    It takes a brave woman to purposely put her hands in iced over water.

    At least that is what I told myself when yesterday, I found myself using a watering can to carry water to the ducks pen.

    The hose had frozen solid, a fact I discovered as I knelt in the frosty grass and leaned through the fence to turn on the tap – only to have the hose burst off, covering me in a fine spray of icy water. We won’t talk about how I tried (and failed) to reattach the hose to the tap, leaning through the fence at a right angle to the ground, supported by a strand of wire under my belly and unable to raise my head due to the live electric wires running a few inches above my head.

    So there I was, stuck half on my property and half on the farm, cows watching me intently as I tried to wrestle an ice filled hose into submission.

    After the first 3 fingers on my right hand had gone numb, I gave it up as a bad joke and carefully extracted myself from my perilous position.

    I am proud to say I didn’t electrocute myself even a little. Which is good, because the position I was in, it would have been doubtful that I would have been able to stop electrocuting myself once started and I’m not sure that would have been any fun.

    The hose dripped a little at my feet and so I kicked it. Stupid frozen thing. It retaliated by merely crunching, like a hose full of ice is apt to do.

    And so I gave up and went to get the watering can instead.

    There is a bathtub at the back of our garden fence, full of water. Likely a few more weeks will see it full of frog spawn, but at this point, I use it for animal water when the hoses are too frozen to work properly.

    I found the watering can and headed to the bathtub, only to find it full of ice. Thick ice.

    I smashed the ice with the watering can (ha! take that winter!) and then discovered that the ice was too thick to get the watering can in still, despite the smashing.

    That is when I told myself, it takes a brave woman to purposely put her hands in iced water. And then I put my hands into the water and picked up the largest chunk of ice and removed it.

    By this stage, all of my fingers were numb and I still had water containers to fill.

    The watering can was full of ice too, an inch solid block in the bottom of it, but no matter. It was going to get filled dammit, because my warm house was calling me and I was cold.

    The ducks peeped at me as I emptied their muddy iceblock that was their clean water the night before and filled up their containers. Done! I was done!

    Only I wasn’t, because I hadn’t fed them yet and they were looking at me reproachfully.

    I practically skipped back to the house to grab wheat, figuring faster was better.

    I was brave when I put my hand into the frozen water.

    I was even braver when I plunged my already numb hands into frozen wheat as I scattered it around so no one got bullied as they ate.

    For the record, wheat is bitterly cold when it’s been outside all night and you should probably not put your hands in it.

    I raced back to the house and fumbled my way inside, only to plunge my hands into lukewarm water.

    Ow ow ow ow ow.

    Defrosting hurts.

    Posted in Animals.

  9. Yellow Dog Day

    Since Susie died, I find myself sitting on the dogs home website more often than not, looking at the imploring eyes of the dogs there. When we first moved in here and wanted a dog, that’s where we went. We came home with a 7 week old wiggling puppy, Seven.

    When we wanted a second dog, we looked at the dogs home again, but there wasn’t anything really suitable – then Susie sort of fell into our laps and then we were done.

    But I couldn’t stop thinking about the dogs there, the friendly happy dogs who pressed themselves against the edges of their cages hoping for some love, or the dogs out walking who were just so happy to see people and be walked.

    The dogs home is actually brilliantly set up, with runs and play areas, and with volunteers who walk dogs all day.

    Doesn’t mean it’s a place that you would want to live there, however.

    So, Susie died and I can’t stop thinking about another dog.

    We’ll get there eventually, I know this. Nathan isn’t ready for another dog yet and my common sense is kicking in, knowing that if we’re going to bring home a new dog, then Spring is a better time to be doing it than Winter.

    And I keep watching the photos of the dogs, seeing most disappear and new ones appear and I’m happy that someone out there has adopted a dog that I feel so sorry for.

    When we’re ready, we’ll be bringing home a dog and giving them a second chance. A new life with property to play on and children to run with.

    Seven needs a new playmate and my heart aches for all the abandoned dogs out there.

    Our Newest Addition

    Susie as a puppy. I still miss her.

    Seven

    Seven, our happy dog. She would love a playmate.

    Pedigree are currently running an adoption drive, raising awareness about the thousands of dogs stuck in dogs homes and RSPCA’s across the country. All this wonderful family potential, going to waste, pining up against a cage door, hoping for someone to pat them as they walk past.

    It’s no life for a dog.

    Pedigree have also offered to donate 1 bowl of dogfood for every person who ‘Likes’ their page on Facebook. I did. And then I made Nathan like it too.

    Because until I can bring home another dog from the dogs home, I’m going to continue to watch the website, seeing the photos come and go and feeling bad the whole time.

    ***

    Pedigree are currently running a campaign and I was invited to take part, however this is not a sponsored post and I was not paid.

    Posted in Animals.

  10. The mystery of the magical tap that could turn on by itself. Almost.

    As dusk fell, I trudged over to feed the ducks – they were clustered around their water container and I figured that they were probably hungry. Amy generally feeds them of a morning, but I don’t remember her asking for help with the pellets this morning, so the ducks were hungry.

    A little bit of back story:

    We have access to water from the river, pumped right to our doorstep. This water waters the garden, keeps the tank for flushing the toilet full, waters the trees and keeps the duck containers full. In effect, we have a giant hose running from one end of the paddock to the other, being dragged to wherever we need water next.

    The tap for this hose lives in the paddock next door, which I can just reach with my hand if I pop my arm through the fence and strain.

    Anyway.

    So as I wandered over to the ducks, I noticed the last little bit of light glinting on a … puddle?

    A puddle? That’s odd. We haven’t had that much rain.

    As I got closer, I noticed that the hose was running and oh wow, the back of the paddock was flooded.

    I fed the ducks and grumbling about my forgetful partner the whole time, traipsed back to the house to growl at him for leaving the water running.

    ‘Nat! Why is the hose running?’

    ‘I don’t know.’

    His face doesn’t have the characteristic glint he gets when he is fibbing to me.

    ‘The hose is running. You must have forgotten to turn it off!’

    ‘No. I didn’t turn it on. When did you fix the duck’s water last? You must have forgotten about it.’

    ‘No. I remember turning it off, because I hurt my shoulder doing it.You certain you didn’t forget to turn it off? Remember I asked you to do the ducks water yesterday afternoon?’

    ‘Well yes, but I forgot. So it wasn’t me.’

    ‘Maybe the farmer?’

    ‘Maybe the farmer.’

    ‘Surely he wouldn’t.’

    ‘Hmmmmmm.’

    ‘Anyway, I’m going to go and turn it off, duck’s water should be full now.’

    As I walked over to the other side of the property I looked for clues – were there tyre tracks leading up to the tap? No? The farmer NEVER walks to the tap, he drives over, through the waist high grass.

    Funny, the grass is all flattened.

    I reached my hand through and ….

    Oh wow.

    That’s right. I remember seeing that.

    The tap is covered in dry saliva.

    The paddock is, at the moment, full of cows.

    Well, steers anyway. (castrated males)

    Half grown steers. Little more than weaned babies.

    And yesterday, they were standing around the tap, mouthing it and using it to scratch their faces.

    The tap was only turned on half a turn. The pressure is the same no matter how far you turn it on, but we turn it on all the way, just in case. Just in case of what? I don’t know, don’t judge me.

    The cows, they’d scratched and mouthed so much that they’d turned on the water.

    Wow.

    Remind me to keep an eye on the hose from now on?

    Posted in Animals.

  11. So, mothers day. What a fuck up.

    Mothers Day.

    I was meant to sleep in, be woken nicely by a cup of tea and snuggly children, before enjoying a lovely relaxing day.

    That however, was not what happened.

    Amy woke up and I got up with her, to grab her breakfast before diving back into bed and prodding Nathan awake. After Amy had come to bed too and stuck her hideously cold feet on my stomach, I was more awake than asleep. Isaac woke up shortly afterwards and despite kicking Nathan out of bed to deal with the kidlets, I was soundly awake.

    Seven also spent a good deal of time barking outside my bedroom window.

    So I sucked it up. I got up and had a cup of tea sitting outside with Nathan. I probably should have realised then that Susie wasn’t about when I didn’t have to fend off muddy puppy paws and LOVELOVELOVELOVE. Heh.

    I showered, interrupted lots by my small children, before getting dressed and realising Nathan wasn’t about.

    I didn’t think anything of it until he came inside looking shaken.

    Someone had hit Susie with their car. Stopped to move her off the road, and yet, they hadn’t bothered coming to knock on the door to let us know.

    You know, whoever you are? Thanks for that.

    Now, it’s not like I live in the suburbs. There are 2 houses within a 500m radius and we’re right next to each other. And Susie was hit right outside our house.

    Sigh.

    From the look of her, she died instantly and for that, I’m grateful.

    Needless to say, I wasn’t expecting to spend mothers day morning watching Nathan dig a grave for my dog.

    We went out shopping anyway, grumpy as we were, vowing to kick people in the shins if we got a chance (we didn’t).

    That was a crap shoot too. Insane drivers – a P plater who was more interested in talking to her friend than staying within the road lines, a HUGE SALE that was more a bunch of junk thrown into bins and priced and two children determinded to disappear in different directions. We won’t mention the many and varied dislocations. My ribs, I think they’ve forgotten what their purpose is in life. No longer are they a protect the lungs and heart cage of bone, instead they’re a slidey held together by chewing gum bundle of pokey bits.

    After we’d found both Sushi places closed (what? I wanted sushi for lunch), we gave up and went to McDonalds. At least we know their chips are GF for Amy. It wasn’t even pleasant to have burgers, which are normally a pretty large treat.

    I finally convinced Nathan to take me driving through the Derwent Valley, so that I could take some photos, only to discover a few minutes down the road that I’d left my SD card at home, so photos weren’t on the plan after all.

    Sigh.

    Fucked up day.

    After finding Susie dead, the rest of the day didn’t really have a chance did it?

    Tomorrow. Tomorrow will be better.

    Susie

    ***

    Other news, installment #2 of my Welcome to the Interwebs series is up on the other blog. You should read it.

    Posted in Animals, Headfuck.

  12. A MOUSE!!

    ‘MUMMY! A MOUSE!’

    Amy’s voice was quite shrill as she screeched at me from across the room.

    ‘MUMMY! A DEAD MOUSE!’

    And then she screamed.

    Amy is quite high pitched at the best of times, but when she screams, she gets even higher and angels weep and my ears bleed.

    I tried to stop her bouncing and squealing as I dealt with the mouse.

    ‘Amy, remember, you like mice.’

    It worked for the frogs, I figured, why not mice?

    ‘I do NOT like mice‘ she replied, loudly.

    Bugger. It was worth a try.

    She bounced behind me, giving out little squeals as I emptied the trap and reset it.

    Amy looked in the fireplace at the dead mouse, now waiting to be cremated.

    ‘Look Mummy! It is dead!’

    ‘Yes sweetheart, it’s dead’.

    ‘It’s a good mouse now.’

    Yes. Yes it is.

    Posted in Amy, Animals.

  13. Busy busy!

    Very Exciting News:

    Brenda from Mummytime and I have been very busy putting together an Aussie Mummy Bloggers group. We went live with it late last night, because we’re both very impatient.

    I would LOVE love love you to come and join us over there. You don’t even have to be a ‘Mummy blogger’, we’ve got groups for food and photography and artists and everything. It looks set to become a fantastic place to network and meet other like minded women in Australia.

    Plus, yours truly is spending a lot of time over there, so what better way to stalk me/have me stalk you?

    ***

    Isaac stood up in the middle of the loungeroom the other day, grinned at me and started walking. Prior, he would walk a few steps, but only if you propped him up and coaxed him forwards. Now, he’s walking about as much as he is crawling.

    Um, yeah, where did my last 15 months go?

    When they tell you that time flies, they’re not wrong!

    **

    We added 2 chooks to our family this weekend.

    Supposedly they weren’t laying.

    Yeah, tell that to the 5 eggs I’ve collected since Sunday.

    Woo! Eggs!

    We’re on the lookout for more hens and Mum has a rooster for us, spring time should see us with baby chickens.

    ***

    Links to side blogs and other things:

    I made Gluten Free pancakes with strawberries and cream.

    I also cooked french onion soup and poached a whole chicken and then took photos of everything. Except my streaming eyes (soup) and burned fingers (chicken). You didn’t need to see those.

    There is also a new post up at Veronica Foale - after a week of sore hands and writers block. Obviously the universe doesn’t want me writing.

    **

    So that’s me! How are you today?

    Posted in Animals, Blogging, Isaac.

  14. Seven is a bully – a fat bully.

    This post is sponsored by Nuffnang.

    Seven was our first dog, a Dogs Home rescue over 2 years ago. Being at the dogs home and previous, god knows where, well, it’s given her Issues. With a capital I.

    Seven is a bat

    You can’t pat her without her cringing. She is bossy. And dominating.

    I mean, she is a terrier x daschund x whatever – she is short and fat and has tiny little stubby legs so she doesn’t run very fast.

    Seven 004

    And being a small dog, she gets very fat, very quickly.

    When I see her getting fat, I put her on a diet – which works …. for a while. Boiled rice, vegetables, raw bones, and a little bit of dog food is my normal plan (not all at once of course).

    However, you’ve got to factor in the fact that Seven is a bully and she’s not averse to stealing everyone else’s food while she is dieting.

    In fact, I think she has the cats so scared of her that they purposely throw her their food, just to keep her happy. Think schoolyard bully, shaking the weedy nerds upside down for their lunch money.

    Yeah, that’s what Seven does.

    So Seven gets fat, I put her on a diet, she loses weight, she beats up all the other animals for their food, gains weight again, I notice and put her on a diet again.

    It’s like yoyo dieting for dogs.

    And now we’ve got Susie, I need to be extra careful that Susie is eating enough and that Seven isn’t stealing all of Susie’s food, as well as the cats food, as well as any mice the cat catch -

    As an aside here, this morning I went outside and narrowly missed stepping on a dead mouse. There was another one in the dogs bed, another near the water bowl and one in the hay. Seven was running around in circles, growling any time the cats tried to steal their (dead, cold) mice back. They eventually gave up. Like I said – bully.

    So yeah, Seven is a fat bully.

    Heh, Seven is eating from Susie's pile here. Like I said, bully.

    Nuffnang asked if I’d like to be part of a trial for some new dog food, Pedigree’s Light and Mature for Overweight or Old dogs and I wavered for a while. I mean, it’s dog food.

    But then I thought that it would give me an opportunity to talk about Seven and make Taz happy, so I agreed.

    I’m under no illusions, when Seven is looking fat, then she is unhealthy. It seems that nowadays, over 40% of Aussie dogs are fat. Heh, I can just imagine them trying to run around a dog park, puffing and clutching at their sides.

    This dog food from Pedigree, it’s formulated for less active and/or older dogs, with 30% less calories. I think Seven with her teensy little legs falls under the less active category. Poor Seven.

    She seemed to like it to be honest. Not that that is any great test, I’m fairly sure this dog of mine would eat anything if given half a chance. Susie practically inhaled hers as well, despite not really needing it.

    Posted in Animals, Sponsored Posts.

  15. Pillows

    You don’t know this, but I have a thing about pillows.

    I like them.

    A lot.

    So much in fact that when we were cleaning out Nan’s house, I ended up with all of the pillows. Seems Nan liked having lots of spare pillows about too.

    We used her spare pillows to pack the furniture as we moved it, shoving them into glass cabinets and between things to prevent breakages. They did their job and nothing broke.

    Today, I found 4 pillows on the floor of my bedroom, all sans pillow cases – it seems Amy likes naked pillows as much as she likes her naked self. I picked them up and went hunting for pillow cases.

    Thinking about it, I remembered that out in the shed, there were more pillows, packed still into the glass cabinet that’s in storage here. It’s coming up to winter now, the weather is cold and the cats have a plethora of mice that they can’t kill fast enough.

    Side note: It’s probably not going to be that long until you start seeing posts like this. and this. and this and this and this.Wow, seems I wrote a lot about mice last year.

    I went out into the shed and unpacked all of the pillows, not wanting the mice to start nesting in them.

    One, two, three, four, five, six pillows, packed into the cabinet.

    6 pillows.

    I rummaged around in the shed and brought inside anything else that I thought mice might find interesting, then I came inside to put pillow covers on all of the pillows.

    You know, almost 9 months on, those pillows, they still smell like my grandmother.

    And that kinda sucks.

    ***

    I have Nan’s overcoat sitting in the back of my closet. Despite hanging around with my clothes, it still smells like her perfume. Every now and again, I’ll lean in and breathe in her smell.

    Then, I’ll take a deep breath and walk away; back to my daily chores, back to the blogosphere; back to life.

    I’m not sure what I’ll do when it doesn’t smell like her anymore.

    ***

    A few months ago, maybe month 6, maybe month 7, I stopped talking about Nan. It hurt too much, there were too many tears unshed and so I just stopped.

    I dragged my brain away from thoughts of her and refused to think about it.

    At all.

    Mostly, this works for me.

    I don’t have to think about her, or speak about her, or cry anymore.

    But, it’s funny. Still, most days, fuck, every day – something will happen and it will run through my head like a litany.

    I miss my Nan. I miss my Nan. I miss my Nan.

    In time to my heartbeat; in time to my breathing.

    Because I do. I miss her so badly it hurts.

    I just don’t talk about it anymore.

    It’s been almost nine months.

    Posted in Animals, Grief, Life.

  16. Where did the time go?

    I’m fairly sure I had a baby here not too long ago. What on earth happened?

    Isaac at almost 14 months.

    For the record, I did not help him get on or off the plane/toy/push-along-thing.

    And Amy, for the love of chocolate, would someone PLEASE create a hairclip/hairtie that actually stays in her hair?

    Her fringe is almost long enough to get pulled back with the rest of her hair, but even then, the tie slides out her hair, it is that fine and silky. Have I mentioned she starts Kindergarten in 11 months? I think my tiny baby has disappeared.

    I know I blogged about it over on the (newly moved to it’s own domain) food blog, but look what I’ve got!

    Posted in Amy, Animals, Isaac.

  17. Trees, forests, silence and animal deaths.

    So the protesters are doing their thing and shouting about the annual duck season. AGAIN.

    ‘Scuse me for a minute while I laugh a little.

    Okay, protesters? You know who is out of a hobby if all the ducks get shot and can’t re-breed? The duck hunters. So don’t you think, that maybe they’re invested in the well being of the ducks as a whole? Just a teensy little bit invested?

    And yes, there might be cowboys who are shooting for the sake of shooting. Screaming at them and disrupting the hunt is probably not the way to go about reeducating the idiots. Personally, if it’s the idiots you’re targeting, you couldn’t pay me to stand in front of them and whistle and dance while they try to shoot ducks.

    So they’re probably not targeting the idiots.

    Surely, just surely, there are worse things involving animals and turning them into food (because trust me, if you’ve gone to all the trouble of dodging the protesters and shooting a duck, you’re fucking well going to eat the thing). Like maybe, OH I DON’T KNOW, commercial pig farming? Just MAYBE, we ought to be protesting at a pig farm, or a battery hen farm. Or for those of you in the USA and Canada, the horse slaughter trade and auctions. Because it’s not that the animals are slaughtered, it’s the way they do it and how the animals are transported in the first place.

    So MAYBE, just MAYBE, we have bigger issues than the fuzzy wuzzy ducks and cutsie wootsie wallabies being killed. Wallabies btw are vicious little things, invested in the serious business of garden and fruit tree murder. I’m pretty sure if you look at one wrong they’ll stab you with the knives they keep in their pouches. Kill em before they kill you is my theory [so long as that death is quick and humane. Please don't try to suffocate one, or shoot it with little darts and a blow gun. Please].

    Also, for the record, if a wild duck or two dropped into my yard, they’d be dinner, pretty fast. (My actual plan is to breed and eat Muscovy ducks, but that’s not happening. YET.)

    ***

    Quick question: If a blogger posts a post on a Sunday – and no one reads it, does it still exist? Enquiring minds want to know.

    Posted in Animals, Blogging, Soapbox.

  18. Saturday Snippets

    So, I sit here and sit here and sit here, thinking about my next post. You see, I’ve got no inspiration because I haven’t showered today and normally I spend the entire time in the shower mapping out blog posts in my head.

    I think today is an update sort of day anyway.

    ***

    Gluten:

    Amy and Isaac remain relatively gluten free, except for small incidents of trying to eat the dog food or standing in the horse pellets. I try to limit the chances they have of getting cross contaminated, so normally, they’re not allowed near the dog food/horse pellets.

    We all know how my children listen though, don’t we?

    Amy is slowly gaining weight again and is looking like a mostly healthy 3yo, instead of like a stick that moves and breathes and screeches with the breath of a thousand suns. She is also more settled, even as we discover more things that trigger her behavioural issues, even if they are supposedly gluten free.

    (Hydrolysed wheat protein – gluten free because of the process, still turns her into a tiny little demon. Chupa Chups: Supposedly gluten free, as long as you don’t eat the cola ones, she still reacts to them. Barley sugar lollies: The colouring maybe? Who knows.)

    Isaac – well, he’s all GF and his eczema has cleared up entirely. It’s great.

    ***

    Weaning:

    Night weaning – SUCCESSFUL! This is me, now getting at least 6 hours sleep a night. Sure, it’s still broken sleep as occasionally he needs his bottle replacing, or a 2am snuggle, but generally, he is good until about 4am.

    4am-6am is less than pleasant, although I am hoping he’s stopped that, as he slept until 8am this morning. WHEEE!

    ***

    Amy is obsessed with birthdays. She spends a lot of time walking around singing: Can I have a Birthday? Can I have a Birthday? Can I have a BIIIIIRTHDAY!

    If you tell her her birthday isn’t for a while, she gets very sad and asks ‘But PLEASE can I have a birthday?’

    Her manners are lovely. Until they’re not.

    ***

    The puppy, she’s only had one accident inside. Typical of me of course, I trod in it and was left stranded in the middle of the bedroom with dog poo stuck to the bottom of my foot. Hopping wasn’t an option.

    I poked and prodded Nathan until he woke up and procured me baby wipes, so I could clean up enough to limp to the bathroom and scrub my foot with soap and hot water.

    Shudder.

    ***

    Isaac still isn’t standing alone by himself. If I stand him up and then move my hands away, he can manage about 5 seconds before toppling over giggling, but he doesn’t stand alone by himself.

    He does however, spend a lot of time standing on his head in a ‘downward dog’ yoga position. Rather cute, but still not walking.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not pushing for him to be walking and YES, I know he’ll do it in his own sweet time (please stop telling me that he’ll walk when he’s ready, I KNOW he will and it kind of annoys me that you assume I don’t understand that) and that he will be FINE.

    He is FINE and he will walk when he is ready, but I am still watching him intently, waiting to see if he’s ready yet. Amy was standing unsupported at 11 months and actually took her first steps at 11 months too, although she didn’t walk until 15 months. Isaac, well, he doesn’t even want to use any of the walky toys we’ve got, let alone stand by himself when it’s not a ‘catch me Mummy!’ game.

    He also toes out on one foot fairly badly and I wonder if this is affecting his balance. I shall talk to the physio when we see her next and see what she thinks.

    You’re not meant to worry about how their feet and legs bend until they’re 2 at least, but knowing that we’re dealing with EDS, of course I’m worrying.

    Amy toes in, from her hips and so do I, more so when we’re tired.

    I wouldn’t be surprised to find that Isaac toes out because of the EDS.

    ***

    Gah, this was meant to be all tied together and coherent and normally I write better than this. But bleh. It’s Saturday.

    How are you today? What snippets do you want to share?

    Hell, write a post, link back, we’ll make Saturday a regular deal. If you want to of course.

    Posted in Amy, Animals, Food-Issues, Isaac, Life.

  19. Additions

    I did tell you on twitter that this wasn’t all that exciting, just exciting for me.

    You know what you need to do when life is stressful? You need to add more things to the family, so you don’t have any time to worry about anxiety or panic attacks.

    So would you please all welcome Susie, the newest addition to our family.

    Our Newest Addition

    Susie

    Please, ignore the fact that my feet are purple in that second photo. I’m a bit EDS-y lately.

    Susie’s Mum was a Springer Spaniel x Border Collie and her dad was a purebred Springer Spaniel. This is the closest to a purebred dog I’ve ever owned in my LIFE! Normally I go in for mongrels (like Seven, she’s a terrier x daschund something mix), but Susie needed a home when I needed a puppy, so here she is.

    I suspect we’ll have a bunch of OMG puppy stories coming, but for now, she has fit in really well. Seven is following her around, doing nothing but wagging her tail and trying to lick her.

    The cats however, they’re not too keen. Both of them still look a little like I plugged them into an electrical outlet. They’re going to be sulky for weeks and I fully expect a display of decapitated birds to be awaiting me when I feed them tomorrow.

    Hehe.

    Posted in Animals, EDS.

  20. Jacko Sandwiches

    Firstly I will preface this with the fact that I jumped into the fray at Poop on Peeps again. My own fault that I got slammed? Most definitely. I was wearing my big girl panties and I was ready for that. So now I am here, defending my opinion, as is my right.

    ***

    When I was in Kindergarten, we had pet sheep. Two of them in fact; Jacko and Patches. We got them as poddy lambs, lambs that their mothers abandoned. By the end of lambing time, most farmers have a dozen poddy lambs, living in their kitchen and backyard, needing bottles every two hours. So when Mum mentioned to a farmer friend of ours that she would love a poddy lamb for me, he was only too happy to oblige. We ended up with two lambs and being 4 years old, I helped with every part of their upbringing. I gave them bottles, I traipsed backwards and forwards to their pen with hotwater bottles when it was cold and I helped Mum check their water and feed them. Every single day.

    By the time my sheep had grown up I was very attached to them. However, I knew and had known since we got them, that Jacko and Patches were being raised so that we could slaughter them.

    The time came and the deed was done, quickly and humanely. The sheep were slaughtered, separately and popped into our freezer. I remember taking Jacko sandwiches to school for Kindergarten lunch and being thrilled at the prospect.

    A little while later, Mum bought three pigs. They were missing ears (- missing three between them), due to a rather nasty horse in their paddock that had picked them up by the ears and torn them off.  The littlest runt, Wilbur, he was quite sick. I remember Mum holding him and forcing an evil concoction of garlic, parsely and comfrey down his throat. He wiggled and squealed, but at the end, he snuggled into Mum and she scratched his ears and he wiggled in pleasure. He recovered nicely and yet again, like Patches and Jacko, a few months later, he was slaughtered and we ate him. Before he was slaughtered though, he was a sucker for ear scratches, he would come when my mother called (as would his siblings) and they would converse with us, happily.

    His sister Charlotte, she was Mum’s favourite. She was HUGE and yet, when Mum scratched her ears, she would turn into a puddle of jelly. She was at the top of the driveway once, about 100m away and too close to the road for Mum’s liking. Mum called her and happily, Charlotte turned and barrelled down the hill, 200 kilos of pig heading for my heavily pregnant mother. She stopped a few metres before Mum and happily snorted up to get her food.

    Sweetie; she was another pig we had recently. One day, Sweetie just showed up at my parents, lost. Mum put down food and after a week of touch-and-go friendship making, Sweetie was one of the family. She thought she was a chook and would run around with the chickens, with the rooster madly calling alarm signals because THERE IS A STRANGE ANIMAL HERE and when all the chooks bolted, Sweetie would as well, wondering where the hell the strange animal was. Of course the rooster was alarmed by her, but she never knew that. Sweetie, after a fruitful and happy life was also slaughtered for food. Mum still talks fondly about the pig who thought she was a chicken.

    Oscar-The-Super-Chook was bottom of the pecking order when I was in grade 6. The Kindergarten had hatched eggs in an incubator and they were raising them as part of a Kindy project. Oscar was getting badly bullied, and taking pity on him, I asked the kindergarten teacher if I could take him home to our chook pen. She kindly allowed me too and Oscar lived in a box in my bedroom for a while, before being moved outside to take his part with the other chooks. He would ride on the handlebars of my bike as I rode about the property and he always wanted to come inside and be part of the family. I suspect he thought he was a dog. Oscar also took his place on the list of pets I have eaten, when aged a few months old, he started getting beaten up by our older rooster. He made a delicious soup that we delighted in calling Oscar soup.

    It was the middle of winter and the dog was dragging something around the yard by it’s neck. After heading outside to check it out, we found a chook, with most of the life sucked out of it. I begged and pleaded with Mum to be allowed to try and save that chicken and being the softy she is, she let me. I sat with a chook and a hotwater bottle on my lap for 2 hours, steadily dripping water in her beak with a straw. By bedtime, she was opening her eyes and starting to look around. I popped her into a box next to my bed and by 4am, she was clucking and asking to be let out. Back she went to the chookpen, a chook that had been declared dead 12 hours before. Unfortunately, she was bitten by a snake a few months later and we found her, dead in the chook shed.

    I’m not a sadist, nor am I cruel. I am merely realistic about my animals.

    I had a cat, when Amy was a baby. Her mother had been put down a few months previously due to a broken leg and she was all alone. It made her whiny and her behavioural problems were difficult to deal with. She used to piss on the clean laundry and in the corners. One morning, I woke up and found her asleep on Amy’s head. I know that cats don’t steal the breath from babies, but they can and do suffocate or smother them. I made the hard decision and had her put down. We don’t have no kill shelters here, and the cats home are honest about the fact that adult cats with behavioural issues tend to end up getting put down. Her end, it was quick and painless and as much as I liked the cat, I felt relieved. No more cat piss, no more smothered babies.

    ***

    I commented on Poop on Peeps this morning in defence of Super Agent Josephine, who had her cat put down, humanely by a vet, due to lingering health issues. She is getting slammed for her decision, but honestly, if it was quick and painless, I have no problem with it.

    I also got slammed for saying that in the event of a bad injury to my current cats, Lucy and Wolfgang, I would put them down. Yes, yes I would. Because a) I don’t have $3000 to spend on vets bills and b) at the end of the day, I have to do the best thing for the cat. Is it humane to put an animal, who has no idea what is happening, through surgery and lots of painful procedures for myself? I don’t think so. I think it’s selfish. At the end of the day, animals want to be painfree. They don’t understand things being for their own good.

    When I commented at PoP, I probably didn’t explain myself very well. I’m brevid and I’m realistic. I come from a totally different upbringing to a lot of people and as such, I am rather realistic about death. I will not let an animal suffer, no matter what, pain should be fixed immediately and if euthanasia is the way to do it, then sign me up.

    I also think that the animals we slaughtered for food would disagree that they were not pets and therefore they didn’t count. They were loved and fed and had their ears scritched. They knew who we were and they were happy to be around us and for a pig that has the intelligence of a 3yo child, that means a lot.

    All my current animals are rescues. The mares, both cats and Seven, were all rescued from various situations. Would I have liked to give my cat that opportunity? Yes, but I didn’t. Because at the end of the day, I didn’t feel that it was fair to Bugs to have to go and sit in a tiny cage, possibly for months while another home showed up. She was loved at the end and she felt no fear, or pain.

    And to me, that is what really counts.

    Posted in Animals, Soapbox.

  21. Arena!

    Friday, Nathan and I spent most of the day moving tyres from one spot on our property to another.

    And this is our end result:

    Arena

    An arena for the horses!

    It’s not quite finished yet, it needs another layer of tyres (arriving next week) and some hot tape around the outside, but I’ve got an area I can work the horses seperately in.

    Emma and I have been working on ground manners lately and she’s getting better. She’s not as pushy anymore and accepts that I won’t let her rub her head on me, not now, not ever and that if she requests, I will rub the itchy spot on her forehead with my hands.

    And I mean, sure, after all that work I’m having a hard time walking today and Nathan has had to relocate one of my ribs at least every hour, but it feels good to have it done.

    It feels really good.

    Posted in Animals.

  22. I have a confession

    I have a confession.

    You know how a lot of people worry about messing up their kids? Yes? Well… I don’t. I never soul searched while pregnant with Amy, wondering how it would go if I did everything wrong. How she’d grow up if I fucked it up.

    Never. Not once. I still don’t. Somehow, I trust implicitly that I’m not going to fuck it up, that even if I make mistakes, I’m pretty sure both kids are going to be okay. I love them unconditionally and I’m happy that some days, that’s enough.

    However, I worry that I’m going to fuck up these horses.

    I worry about that a lot.

    I think part of that is the fact that I haven’t actually ridden in oh, about 6 years? And that now I’ve got horses that I am responsible for and ohmigod, I think I’ve forgotten how to put a bridle on. How am I meant to be the ‘alpha mare’ if I’ve completely forgotten what I’m meant to be doing?

    Emma is forgiving. Belle, probably not so much. Belle is highly strung. She’s more interested in being a horse than having human interaction. Getting a halter on her the other day was an exercise in patience.

    Cue minor panic attacks.

    And it’s stupid, truly it is, to be having panic attacks over horses. Horses for goodness sake.

    I think I just need to remind myself  that everything will be fine. That doing something wrong once is not going to fuck everything up forever.

    You know, as long as the ‘something wrong’ is not something major. Like uh, forgetting everything I’ve ever known.

    I wish Nan were still alive.

    And breathe.

    ***

    I suppose this is as good a time as any to announce that my other website ‘Two Mares‘ is live. I’m over there writing about the horses and the issues I’m having/not having with them.

    Feel free to click over and have a look. I’ll be editing this post for language and cross-posting it there too.

    You could even subscribe for me…

    If you’re interested that is.

    Posted in Animals.

  23. Welcoming…

    Firstly, lets get the freak-out out of the way: My laptop charger is DYING, like it won’t work properly and I can’t get it to work and the replacement won’t be here for another 2 weeks.

    Sob.

    Commence freaking out. (Edit: I’ve gotten it working again. However, I think it’s only a matter of time before it dies for good.)

    Now, I’d like to welcome some girls to my family.

    Emma

    This is Emma.

    Belle

    And this is Belle.

    They were delivered (delivered! yes! I know how lucky I am) early this morning and have spent the day making themselves at home.

    I couldn’t be more pleased.

    Emma is the dominant horse. She can get a little bossy.

    Bossy

    But she is more than happy to be patted and brushed. We’ll get some halters this week and see how she is to be handled. They are both very sweet tempered so I don’t foresee any major problems.

    They’re both in need of a good home and lots of food. Both have been a bit neglected prior to ending up at the place I got them from.

    Belle was an ex-racer. However, she wasn’t fast enough and ended up retired. She’s long and leggy and will probably be the horse I ride.

    Emma is stockier and stronger. She’s good natured and dominant. Prior to ending up at my place, she was ridden by children and beginners. She will be the horse I teach Nathan to ride on.

    Both horses were a bit wary of the camera. Until I let them sniff it. And honestly, what’s a little bit of horse snot to worry about?

    Bokkeh

    Belle

    I think I’m in love. I’d forgotten how calm horses make me. I almost feel I can breathe again. I haven’t felt this … centred since Nan died.

    And breathe.

    (photos of the floor tomorrow) (maybe)(if you’re interested)

    Posted in Animals.

  24. Small things:

    Nathan dislocated his thumb today while we were doing minor home improvements.

    The nice side of me went ‘shit! are you okay? show me? no, it’s back in, do you want a bandage?’

    The bitchy side of me went ‘see? now you know what it’s like. i do that multiple times a day. maybe you’ll be more sympathetic next time I tell you something’s popped.’

    The nice side of me won. I bandaged it and made sure it was fine. Poor baby.

    Heh.

    ***

    Remember the birds that fell from the sky? Apparently they’ve been dying of Salmonella.

    Which of course can be transmitted to humans, dogs and cats.

    All of which currently live on my property. With a metric shitload of sparrows.  And tank water.

    The joys.

    If I start vomiting, I’m declaring war on sparrows.

    Actually, I might do that anyway, vomiting or not.

    Death to sparrows.

    Just not salmonella death.

    ***

    Today I’m guest posting over at Sarcastic Mom’s. Sure, I wrote it when Isaac was 5 weeks old and I was sleep deprived and bitter, but oh well.

    Go read it.

    Posted in Animals, Life.

  25. Let’s talk about sleep. Or the lack thereof.

    Isaac is sleepless. He’s more sleepless than Amy was and seeing as how I named this blog ‘Sleepless Nights’ when she was 11 months old, that’s really saying something.

    He finishes cluster feeding at around 11pm, five hours after I’ve put him down for the first time. His cluster feeds are generally 5 minutes long, every 30 minutes or so. It would be lovely to have an early night, but I’m not kidding myself that it’s going to happen.

    At 11pm, I finally get to drag myself off to bed, content in the fact that Isaac is sleeping deeply. Only to have him start the night time feeds.

    Every hour, he wakes crying. On a good night, he’ll feed for twenty minutes and then sleep for forty minutes before waking again. On a bad night, like the last few we’ve had, he’ll feed for 20 minutes, goo and laugh at me for 20 minutes, feed for another 20 minutes before sleeping for, you guessed it, twenty minutes.

    Add, rinse, repeat.

    Over and over again.

    Some nights he’ll stay awake for 1-2 hours. Talking, gooing, feeding, crying. Everything except sleeping.

    It’s … wearing to say the least.

    Our days start at 5am. By the time I get Isaac back down for a nap at 7.30-8am, Amy is awake for the day, needing breakfast and playtime and snuggles and ohmygod.

    I’m a little exhausted.

    ***

    The doctor prescribed me some new anti-inflammatories recently. Which is great! My tense and sore muscles thank her.

    Only, there is one problem.

    Once my muscles are coaxed into relaxing by good drugs, I’m left rather floppy.

    No, scratch that.

    I’m left with fuck all stability at all.

    Apparently all my tensed and painful muscles are actually keeping all my joints together. Whodathunkit.

    Anyone else had any experience with anti-inflammatories causing floppiness issues?

    By 8am this morning, I’d relocated a good half a dozen joints god knows how many times. After the fourth wrist dislocation, I put a brace on. By lunch time, I’d removed the brace because I was only dislocating inside it. My hips popped in and out as I walked and I’m still not convinced that my elbow and ribs are all back in.

    It was a bad day.

    The actual dislocations are getting less painful, while the overall pain is getting worse. Trade-off I suppose. It’s rather disconcerting to feel your bones sliding against each other though. Especially when they won’t stay put.

    ***

    6am this morning found me curled up on the couch under a blanket while Isaac played on the floor next to me. I’d been trying to nap again, but he kept squawking at me and needing things. He’s finally worked out how to go forwards, as opposed to sideways or backwards, so he kept getting stuck and needing rescuing.

    I climbed off the couch and stood to put wood in the fire. A cat curled around my ankles, trying to make me break my neck. I shoved the wood in, shut the door and leant down to catch the cat. For once, it was easy. She was hungry and didn’t dart away.

    I walked past the couch, picking up my heatpack as I went. I opened the gate into the kitchen and walked towards the microwave.

    It was only the frantic scrabbling of the cat as I went to open the microwave door that had me realise that it wasn’t the heatpack that I was about to put into the microwave.

    It was the cat.

    Poor cat.

    God knows I wouldn’t have enjoyed having to run outside to rescue my heatpack from the icy ground after I threw it out of the kitchen window.

    Thank god I stopped in time.

    My feet would have been frozen.

    I shook myself to wake up, and ended up with things where they were meant to go. The cat out the window and the heatpack in the microwave.

    We won’t talk about how many attempts I had at making a cup of tea though. That’s just embarrassing.

    Cough.

    ***

    Hi, my name is Veronica and today, I almost microwaved the cat.

    How are you today?

    ***

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