How to bake cupcakes with your children:
First, find yourself a good cupcake recipe. Mine came from a copy of Baked and Delicious.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT TELL THE CHILDREN YOU ARE BAKING CUPCAKES.
Especially do not tell them that you are going to be baking cupcakes tomorrow, while you’re putting them to bed the night before. Your children WILL wake you up at 6am, determined to bake cupcakes immediately.
Stall them.
When you’ve gotten sick of the ear drum bursting whining, get out the mixing bowls and then run for cover. They will swamp you with their sticky fingers and chairs dragged into the kitchen. Attempt to wash their hands, using soap.
Start the mixing and measuring process. When you notice your toddler eating the butter, measure it again. Add more. Fingers will be dipped in the sugar; your job as a parent is to dip them back in the soapy water and shake their hands until they’re dry(ish). A little soap never hurt anyway. Unless it got in your eyes and then it stings like nothing else.
Cream the butter and sugar, trying to keep little fingers away from the beaters. Swear that it will not be your fault if everyone ends up in Emergency, instead of eating cupcakes at the end of this.
Glare. Lots.
Finish adding the ingredients to the bowl and once there is no chance of flour going everywhere, let the kids have a stir. Discover an unmixed pocket of flour, as it bursts in your daughter’s face, leaving everyone coughing.
Carefully drop tablespoons of mixture into prepared cases. Chase your toddler through the house as he escapes with a case full of batter. Drip batter all over the house.
Let the dogs inside.
Open the oven and using a foot and one elbow, stop your youngest kid burning himself. Get the cupcakes into the oven and turn the timer on. Set a second timer, just in case.
Console your eldest child, who is upset that she didn’t get to mix lots, or eat batter with a spoon. Dole out hugs and soapy facewashers in squal measure, keeping both away from the eyes.
At the end of the cooking time, corral your children into a bedroom and LOCK THE DOOR*.
Only then can you remove the cupcakes from the oven without fear of anyone burning themselves. Pop them onto a cooling tray and have a cup of tea before letting the children out.
Wait.
Use earplugs to save your ears while the waiting happens.
Decide that lemon buttercream icing would be the best thing for the cupcakes and only then, discover that you’ve got barely 1/2 c of icing sugar. Go with glace icing and pretend that you’re not cheating by adding icing sugar, butter and lemon juice to a saucepan.
Use your feet to keep the smallest kid away from the hot icing.
Spoon it carefully onto the cupcakes, swearing under your breath as you go.
5 minutes later, enjoy your third cupcake, as the children race around you.
You deserve it.
*I did not lock my children into a bedroom. I should have, as it would have been less stressful.
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COMPETITION:

Thanks to Baked and Delicious, I got to experience this slightly exhausting baking experience.
That wasn’t the fault of the magazine however, who had a super easy recipe for me to follow, even amidst the chaos. The cupcakes were delicious and soft and I’ll bake them again. Probably when my children are otherwise occupied. Maybe.
I have a subscription to Baked and Delicious to give away, which includes 60 issues of Baked and Delicious and 4 exclusive (subscriber only) gifts, the total value being $1,105.00.
Each magazine comes with a piece of silicone bakeware as well.
If you would like to win this amazing prize, then:
Leave me a comment in the comment box below, telling me your experience of baking with children. If you don’t have children, tell me a cooking story instead.
Winner will be chosen via Random.Org. Competition closes at 9am AEST on the 19th of September. Competition is open to Australian mailing addresses only.
ONE ENTRY PER HOUSEHOLD. Multiple entries will be deleted.
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I received a subscription to Baked and Delicious as well. I’m excited about this and it didn’t change my post content at all.

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