Dear Nathan

by Veronica on May 21, 2009

in Gotta Laugh, Life

We had this conversation while I got Isaac ready for bed. It was not an email conversation, this is what we were yelling across the room to each other.

Yes, we are weird.

‘Dear Nathan:
Please stop hiding the baby wipes.
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
Please stop giving me thrush.
Love Nathan’

‘Dear Nathan:
The thrush wasn’t my fault.
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
It was your f…ing fault.
Love Nathan’

‘Dear Nathan:
Suck it up and eat the damn yogurt already.
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
I don’t see why I should have to eat yogurt when I hate the stuff and it makes me … — dotdotdot ugh. Also, it was your fault.
Love Nathan’

‘Dear Nathan:
I didn’t have symptoms when we had sex, so really, it’s not my fault.
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
Splutter splutter.
Love Nathan’

‘Dear Nathan:
Thinking of blogging this. What do you say?
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
I don’t care.
Love Nathan.’

‘Dear Nathan:
I’m going to.
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
This is all your fault.
Love Nathan.’

‘Dear Nathan:
I love you.
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
I love you too. Except when you give me thrush.
Love Nathan’

‘Dear Nathan:
You know where the cream is.
Love Veronica’

‘Dear Veronica:
Internet is down. Email cannot be sent.
Love Nathan.’

‘Dear Nathan:
I was sending these by snail mail!
Love Veronica.’

‘Internet dead. Beep beep beep.’

Xbox4NappyRash May 21, 2009 at 6:49 pm

It’s like Romeo & Juliet for the STD age.

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river May 21, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Ha Ha very funny. I hate thrush. Since I’m such a sweet tooth and have way too much sugar in my diet, I get it too often. You know that sickly sweet “off” taste you get when your tongue is coated? Thrush. And of course the other end thrush brought about by antibiotics or sweaty undies or whatever fate decides. Ugh! And the treatment? Double Ugh! Cream up the wazoo, the ooze for the next few days necessitating the wearing of panty liners, hate it. I’m so glad now there is a “one” capsule available to treat thrush, but the cost is a bit much in my opinion. A great way to treat both partners at once is to smear the cream on the male, then have sex……

Tanya May 21, 2009 at 7:51 pm

hmmmm must be the time for thrush, I have it too. (Pregnancy, argh!) Just thought I would share right back at ya 🙂

Its yucky but hey at least it can be treated very easily!!!

NATHAN, EAT THE YOGHURT!!!!

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Robin G. May 21, 2009 at 10:31 pm

I bet they make a Disney movie out of this.

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lceel May 21, 2009 at 11:21 pm

I vote for River’s idea. I’d be happy to help … I’m just sayin’.

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Marylin May 22, 2009 at 12:50 am

Hehe you guys crack me up! 😛

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Jenni May 22, 2009 at 1:51 am

hahaha! and i’m willing to bet he was totally loving it when you were giving him thrush (although he didn’t realize he was contracting thrush at the time.)

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Ree May 22, 2009 at 5:26 am

thrush and mastitis? ack!

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jean May 22, 2009 at 9:13 am

I agree, Disney should be calling you any minute.

Jayne May 22, 2009 at 11:18 am

Absolutely wonderful!
I can see Kirsten Dunst playing you and Jack Black playing Nathan.
One of the Olsen twins will play Amy (they’re both only a little behind Amy’s maturity level but the producers better hurry in case Amy grows any more!)

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Sharon May 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm

LOL!

But commiserations about the thrush on top of the mastitis. Seems a little bit much for just you on your own, so only fair that Nathan should get to share some of it with you hee-hee!

river May 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm

I’m still wondering why Nathan was hiding the baby wipes……

Tanya May 22, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Jaynes idea is fantastic!

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Burgh Baby May 23, 2009 at 1:51 am

I think that might have been a slightly more hospitable conversation than the ones that have been going on at my house lately. Men are such goobers.

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Taz May 23, 2009 at 9:10 am

love it.. 🙂

how are you?

CK May 23, 2009 at 12:20 pm

you guys are hilarious!

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Andi May 24, 2009 at 12:02 am

The best part of any relationship is when you can laugh together! You guys are cute!

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Tony May 25, 2009 at 2:52 am

Very very nice. cute too.

Cat May 25, 2009 at 11:46 pm

Dude, quit rubbing your crazy hot sex life in our faces! lol

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Barbara May 27, 2009 at 7:09 am

Tee-hee – good communication there.

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zeemaid May 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm

*LOL* Great post.

Stopping by from BadMommyMomments..:)

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