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By: Criticism in the Blogosphere. | Sleepless Nights

Criticism in the Blogosphere. | Sleepless Nights — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:34:42 +0000

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By: Kristin

Kristin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:35:18 +0000

You have some seriously creative friends. I hope some of this helped.

By: BubbleGirl

BubbleGirl — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:58:47 +0000

For me the worst is when my hubby asks me to give him a hand job, cus I’m usually lying on my right side, so I can only reach with my left (ie: BAD) arm, so the shoulder dislocates, and it’s like, fine I’ll just give you head… and like 30 seconds later, the jaw dislocates… So then it’s… FINE, let’s just have sex already, then *POP* there goes the hip (and usually a few ribs). Then I whimper for a minute, and we both roll over and go to bed.

By: Deanna

Deanna — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:01:53 +0000

If your skin isn’t too sensitive try using your hair conditioner as a lubricant.For me blow jobs are all about the angle. If he pushes down on my tongue or lower jaw it’ll dislocate. If I’m positioned so that my mouth is level with his belly button it seems to help. A lot! It seems to place everything at more of a natural entry angle. When that’s too much for me my guy is happy to get just his head sucked and the rest “licked like an ice cream cone.” Pay special attention to the base of his head.

By: Deanna

Deanna — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 11:34:16 +0000

I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome also. IT SUCKS!!! For your dislocating hips have you tried something like spandex shorts (picture bicycle shorts) only with the crotch cut out? Not sure if it will help enough, but it just might! Also be sure to use huge amounts of a lubricant (ie. k-y Jelly) to help prevent skin tears.

By: Pia

Pia — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:24:28 +0000

not good, not good, not good. Grumpy daddy. Grumpy mummy. not good... *shakes head* praying for some spontaneous orgasms for you. fingers and toes crossed. Pias last blog post..My lens has a mind of its own…

By: Rex

Rex — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:43:21 +0000

Totally hear ya on this. Bad hips, check (fully dislocated the left one over Easter after a car crash ... not fun). Dodgy jaw, check. My problem with masturbation isn't so much the skin tearing (thankfully, the skin problems seem to have mostly gone to my Mother Unit and Evil Younger Sibling and skipped me aside from the keloid scarring and big bad bruises), but the arthritis in my wrists/hands/fingers. Which also makes manually stimulating my fiance a problem. Sigh. Makes you almost want to give up sometimes, doesn't it? Rexs last blog post..PSA

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By: Kali

Kali — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:15:12 +0000

Has anyone ever tried putting you in a sacro-iliac support belt? I've heard that one of those can keep your hips set properly (from EDSers with worse hip trouble than mine). It does screw with just about anything you want to do, though, doesn't it? ~Kali Kalis last blog post..A day in the life

By: Barbara

Barbara — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:28:33 +0000

Oh love, I am sorry. It's all rotten. I'm too brain dead at the moment to come up with a sensible or even amusing solution I'm afraid. I'll think on it and let you know. Barbaras last blog post..A Holiday