Comments on: I caved and created the damn lists.

By: Sarcastic Mom / Lotus

Sarcastic Mom / Lotus — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:26:41 +0000

You’re damn right I’d help you bury the bodies!

Hell, I’ll help you cut that bitch’s face off.

What?

By: Mrs. C

Mrs. C — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:12:06 +0000

I’m thinking based on my limited knowledge of the subject that you do NOT want to roll things up in a carpet. Too many fibres from your house and you on it. Best would be to buy a carpet from a thrift store about a year beforehad during winter when wearing gloves, roll that puppy up before putting it in the car and then wipe exposed areas with alcohol before wrapping the body up.

THEN… when the police discover the body, someone else’s hair and home fibres are all over it and they get the blame. No way the people at the thrift store will remember you a year later (note, unless you act weird there) and you have just committed the perfect crime.

You are welcome. Can I be on your super secret speshul list now?

By: becky

becky — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:18:20 +0000

I only did one list, and if someone feels left out, then that’s kinda too bad. Because it’s of people who are local to me. And well, if one is not local (and not loco – completely different list) then one won’t be on the list. So I don’t really think it can create hurt feelings. I hope.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:20:12 +0000

It’s really ridiculous how happy I am to be on your glittery list. Because I am glittery, dammit, and it’s about time I get recognized for it.

I have not made any lists yet, partly because I cannot remember where half of the people I follow came from. How did I acquire these people?

By: Xbox4NappyRash

Xbox4NappyRash — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:44:52 +0000

I can’t do the body thing, I have a very bad back.

By: Hyphen Mama

Hyphen Mama — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:53:57 +0000

OH!! Can I add to your list? Can I add somebody to your list of who will be done away with, when you find somebody who’ll help you hide the bodies? PLEASE??? That’s the only list I want to be on.

By: river

river — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:56:08 +0000

Like Sarah, I too have been watching much Dexter. I’ll supply the plastic, to catch blood spatter, and facilitate easy cleanup.

By: Leslie

Leslie — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:01:27 +0000

Hey! I’m on your list! I feel so special! Thank you!

By: stacey@Havoc&Mayhem

stacey@Havoc&Mayhem — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:51:08 +0000

You should have a super secret special list, then name it something boring like People I Play Tennis with so no one will be hurt by not being on it, unless they actually do play tennis with you

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:33:39 +0000

I have been watching too much Dexter (although I don’t think there can actually be such a thing!) and so I will contribute a large carving knife and a small chainsaw for body disposal purposes!