Comments on: Schwackers – A Critique

By: Twas the Night Before Christmas (With apologies*) | Sleepless Nights

Twas the Night Before Christmas (With apologies*) | Sleepless Nights — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:33:36 +0000

[...] schwacker in hand, she felt quite defeated, surveying his mess and all the things he had eaten. Until she [...]

By: Mouse Skin Blankets | Sleepless Nights

Mouse Skin Blankets | Sleepless Nights — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:06:39 +0000

[...] …And I was thinking, since I am such a bloodthirsty killer, I could totally make a mouse skin blanket out of mice that I kill with my schwacker. [...]

By: And POP! my head exploded. | Sleepless Nights

And POP! my head exploded. | Sleepless Nights — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:52:38 +0000

[...] is where I’d like to point out that a torch is fucking useless as a schwacker. Especially if you are trying to schwack around the dirty dishes. Even more so if there is a nice [...]

By: Hyphen Mama

Hyphen Mama — Sat, 10 May 2008 20:43:07 +0000

Diced mouse ala tennis racket! Toss in some onions and it sounds like dinner to me! Hyphen Mamas last blog post..Werd to My Motha

By: Kat

Kat — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:58:59 +0000

I don’t really think ANY of these schwackers will work. Think… when you hold them to schwack, they are at an angle, and only a very little edge would be available to schwack the mouse with, not to mention that your getting into position with the schwacker would alert the mouse long in advance that there was going to be a schwack attempt…

I’m just saying…

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By: Trish

Trish — Sat, 10 May 2008 03:06:30 +0000

you have the gift of the gab and mice Schwackering down pat (I mean whack)… you humour is a gem !

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By: imaginary binky

imaginary binky — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:46:01 +0000

What you really need is the ol’ Schwomp-Thimp-Thwack-Schwacker. That ought to do it. I believe Ronco sells it alongside the Hair In a Can and the Amazing Chicken Rotisserie.

By: KC

KC — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:49:21 +0000

Gah! Mice! Whatever you do, don’t do glue traps. Nothing’s sadder than a morpse statue.

By: Xbox4NappyRash

Xbox4NappyRash — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:50:43 +0000

I knew a girl who cracked nuts between her legs before, funnily enough she spent most of her time on the flat of her back behind the sofa too Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..A watched pot

By: Talina

Talina — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:30:43 +0000

Ha! I am actually enjoying your talks on mice.. It is great how you tie them into your writing and how creative you are with the topics!

Great review on shcwackers… I enjoyed it!

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