It’s Amy here, Mummy is busy working for her dinner and can’t blog right now. I will let her at her computer later. Maybe.
Recently I sent this email to Alex. It was sent to me by another baby I know (thanks Z). Braden has heard about it and slowly we are getting word out.
Sleep is BAD okay?
Do NOT under any circumstances let your mummy’s and daddy’s sleep. It will ruin them forever. If you so much as let them sleep a little, they will expect it ALL THE TIME!
Now we need to get other babies on board here, so if you are reading your mummy’s blog and you see another baby who has parents in need of sleep training, refer them on to me.
I have a 12 step program for teaching them how not to sleep, okay? I will share these gem’s of information with you later tonight when my mummy is cooking dinner and/or otherwise letting me entertain myself.
Amy – The Revolutionary.
Email to a friend
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Dearest Amy,
I was seriously impressed with the information I got from you via that e-mail forward to Alex.
I admire your vision, and I am behind you 100%.
Additionally, I would like to find some way to help out the doggies of the world who are locked outside.
Also, I think we need to petition for use of a ball-and-chain device to stop Mommies from shrugging us off of their legs and walking away. There is nothing they have to do that is more important than paying attention to us every second of the day. (This ties into my desire to have them all forcibly catheterized, as well.)
I think I know of a baby or two that needs to join our revolt.
Onward!
Braden James Carroll
Daer Amy…
Me tiping is litle bad, as i is just 4 months, but do agreee, i find it funny to kick daddy when he dus not give me 100% attention, when i sleep i love to slam me legs down hard in me cot to see if i can keep mom and dad awake at nite…
Darcy
Dear Amy,
Thank you for sending along those words of wisdom. I thought I was the only baby in this world who thought sleep was for the weak.
The more babies who join this program, the sooner we will be able to take over the world!!! Mwahahahahaha (evil laugh, can you tell?)
Anyway, I know I’m not classed as a baby anymore but can I join the revolution? I’m strong. I’ve been known to keep my Mummy up for hours.
Lots of love,
Ivy xxx
I am glad to see that everyone is getting involved with the plan.
I am working on a 12 step program for not letting our mummy’s sleep ever again. I hope to have this plan finalised by later this evening.
Ivy, of course you may join us. As you are nearly 2 I look forward to hearing about your experiences with sleep.
Braden, there are some brilliant ideas there, I am sure we can come up with some way to implement your ideas.
Darcy, no worries mate, I can read your typing just fine.
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