Oh yeah, this post is so crossing the line I have drawn for my blog. Y’all better giggle at this.
I was over on AR & Proud and she has a post up about how people nowadays are too scared to say vibrator. So here I am, loud and proud talking about vibrators.
VIBRATOR!
Cookie Bitch would be proud.
See this? This is a vibrator. Say it with me now girls. Vibrator. Doesn’t that feel liberating?
This is also a vibrator.
So is this.
Oh wait! So is this one.
Are you dead yet? No? See! I knew that they wouldn’t kill you! Hey, you might even have learnt something! (If only that sometimes I scare people)
Vibrators aren’t scary. Sometimes a little weird looking…
…but not scary.
Now are you over your squeamish bits yet?
Or do I need to shout VIBRATOR VIBRATOR VIBRATOR some more. Because you know I will. Vibrators aren’t even that embarassing. Especially not if you laugh at them.
Studies have shown that orgasms reduce stress (DUH!), help you stick to your diet (true! no really it is), boost your immune system and improve the look and feel of your skin (take that Oil of Olay!) [source].
So not only are vibrators funny to look at, they are actually good for your health! And much cheaper to maintain than a man.
Plus? With a vibrator you are ALWAYS guaranteed an orgasm.
You know, as long as you have batteries and time handy.
However, you can’t get pregnant from sex with a vibrator, so that rules out women taking over the world one orgasm at a time.
The good thing is, you can’t get pregnant from sex with a vibrator!
(Although, can you imagine a brood of baby vibrators? Wait, scratch that. Much too weird.)
So go out and enjoy yourselves tonight!
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hehehehehe.. You need to go over and read Bendy girls post about the great pretender..
cheers mum hehehe *VIBRATOR*
http://benefitscroungingscum.blogspot.com/2007/12/great-pretender.html
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Amen sistah!
although those plain jane models aren’t worth much.
Now that Rabbit, the one with the massaging rotating pearls, that’s something to smile about
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I find just keeping my nails clipped and clean works fine for me.
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*blush*,*waving hand in front of red face*,*averting eyes from embarrassing visual material* I have but one thing to say – golly, is that your personal collection?
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DUDE! Sorry, but frankly I AM scared of that last one. A lot.
Oy. The image is burned into my brain. This should be a fun day. “What report do you need? Sorry, I can’t stop picturing a scary-looking vibrator.”
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Ok you’ve talked me into it I’m getting one, so what do you do with such a device?
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Poor Poor Poor Nathan…
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Er…interesting. But how did you manage to leave out one of those removable shower head thingies??? haahahahaha
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Wow! This is the first post I have read on this site and I must say that you got my attention. Loved the visual aids!
LMAO! So, how many do you have?
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interesting post..
The word vibrator doesn’t bother me at all, but the actual vibrators do. I am so not a toy person.
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This post reminds me of a Human Sexuality class I took once.
To break the ice, every morning the professor would write a “private” part’s proper name on the board and every person then had to stand up and give a ‘nickname’ for that body part. No repeats allowed.
What it did was warm up those who were prudish abou the subject and make them more able to participate in the class without feeling embarrassed.
Good times. Good laughs.
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I just posted a blog about puppies…nice, sweet puppies. Innocent.
You are really naughty posting this.
But it made me giggle a little
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I just stumbled your post and I loved it. You go girl.
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The object doesn’t bother me. The term “vibrator” does. I prefer to give mine a name, seeing as we have such an intimate relationship and all.
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I *AM* proud …
I think I own most of those … I recognized the rabbit. Do any of them make the doorbell ring?
Well said Veronica! Well said! I’m gonna go get some fresh AAs right now!
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Ahhh yes, BOB! The friendle Battery Operated Boyfriend.
I’m sure I had one of those once… now where did it get to????
Great post, Veronica
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I meant friendly.
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WTH is a friendle anyway?
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ROFL!!! GURL, you have a new definition of “BLING” my friend
And BTW, “reduces stress, helps you stick to your diet, boost your immune system and improve the look and feel of your skin”….. Either I need to get laid more often, or I need an extensive collection like that one!
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so um… what is the web address where the pics came from…or maybe i should ask cookiebitch.
LOL, nice stash! I knew the vibrator pics were coming….
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Ok. WTF.
That last one made my vagina hurt just looking at it. And my butthole, too.
Are you sure that’s not a bong?
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That last one looks abit like a rocket. I like the look of the red and black one. I have a plain one, given to me by hubby, he said “for days when I need a bit but it’s too hot for skin to skin”. I’m not a toy person, so it’s in my drawer, lonely and battery-less. Maybe if he’d given me a fancier model………….Maybe I should go shopping?
Nah, I’ll stick with the real thing.
Oh, too funny! Interestingly I attended a function recently where these items were on sale: you know, party plan? I told my family I was going to a Tupperware party. Some of the things I saw were, indeed, scary. It’s made me wonder if I should blog about it. But no, my 10 year old sometimes reads my blog. Perhaps not.
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So…I believe I know what the extra prongs on that last one are for, because we used to watch Talk Sex with Sue Johansson…but it really just looks like that vibrator’s giving me the peace sign.
Slightly weird.
But fun funny post! =)
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Hey I have two of those. YOU guess which ones.
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OMG, I used to have that strawberry swirl one…
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Best piece of advice I’ve gotten yet!
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You are # 7 on google’s search results for “say vibrator”…. he he though you might like to know!
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Hey! I did not realize you posted this! Way to take my idea MUCH FURTHER!! You go with your bad self!
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So funny!
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I stumbled you, this is hilarious, thanks for the morning laughs.
BTW: I googled “say vibrator” and you’re up to number 3 now!
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these are really cool collection… the second image looks like a shining bath soap…
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Hahaha.. Nice effort there.. I like the way you express your feelings about vibrators.. We shouldn’t be embarrassed of having our own vibrators because this gives us pleasure, right girls?lolz..!
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