Animals

When I told Nathan we were getting not one, but two kittens, he was exasperated with me. Grumpy as well. I promised him that he wouldn’t have to clean up any kitten accidents and Amy and I would take care of the kitty litter. He rolled his eyes and refused to talk about kittens anymore. Then our kittens came home and he came to terms with them quite quickly. He’s a giant softy, really, despite his grumbling exterior.

Rosie and Alley have settled in beautifully and Nathan has stopped grumbling about them, which is nice, frankly.

This morning, as Nathan left to take Amy to school, I took Evelyn back to bed. Two minutes later, Nathan was home and worried. He’d seen a little grey kitten dart across the road in front of his car and was Alley inside and safe?

Yes, yes she was. Fast asleep on the couch, in fact.

But there was a grey kitten hiding in the hawthorn bushes in the corner of the paddock bordering our property. I followed him outside, and sure enough, there it was. Grey and skinny, the little kitten hid under the bushes, looking terrified. Nathan left, telling me ‘good luck with that.’

Five minutes later, I’d lost the kitten. Tangled in the bushes, I’d heard it dart through the fence, but hadn’t managed to see where it went. I gave up, feeling bad for the poor little thing, but figuring I could leave some food outside and see what happened.

Evelyn was crying and not sleeping when I came back inside, so I spent ten minutes putting her down, then I headed back outside with cat food and the dog, Maisy. You’d think taking a dog on a walk to find a terrified kitten would be a stupid idea. You’d probably be right.

Needless to say, I spent fifteen minutes walking around the hawthorn shaking the kitten food before Maisy got very interested in trail, presumably left by a kitten. She followed it to our chook shed and there it sat, cold and hissing at me. Moving closer, it panicked and tried to get into the roof of the shed, but found itself trapped.

This was, of course, good news for me, as it spat and hissed and freaked out, ten feet from the ground, above a tangle of blackberries. With no where to go, I stood on top of an old nesting box, stripped off my long-sleeved t-shirt and caught the kitten.

It fought. Oh Internet, it was terrified and it fought and hissed and scratched and bit. I had it by the scruff of the neck through my shirt though and a few moments later, it was bundled up tightly and unable to do much except shiver. It was cold and I could feel its ribs.

So, like any normal person, I brought it inside, just as Nathan got home. He hadn’t expected me to be able to catch it, but I am the woman who caught a rabbit with her BARE HANDS and I am amazing.

It’s sitting in a cat carrier in front of the fire now, looking discombobulated. I’m pretty sure it’s not a feral, because it didn’t freak out and hiss the moment it saw me in the hawthorn, and if it was feral, it ought to have been in a den somewhere, not walking through the wet grass and running across roads alone. Also it doesn’t seem nearly freaked enough by the dog to be feral.

I live on a highway and animals get dumped all the time. I think that’s what’s happened here. When I get Amy off the bus tonight I’ll ask the neighbours if anyone is missing a kitten, but if not, it looks like we might have a new family member.

Poor little thing.

dumped grey kitten

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Interspecies mother-love

by Veronica on April 12, 2013

in Animals

dog nursing kitten

“Hang on, what are you doing? That feels weird…”

dog nursing kitten

“Oh. I see. You need a mother? Well I don’t have any milk…”

pushy kitten nursing from dog

“…You’re a bit pushy aren’t you?”

dog mothering kitten

“I suppose I can be your foster mother.”

kittens and dog

“No one told me you had a sister. Sniff….. Fine. Whatever.”

 

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After the death of Amy’s cat last week, Frogpondsrock soothed her soul with two new additions to our family.

cute tabby kitten

kitten with feather

They’ve settled in nicely. Nathan was dubious, in a grumpy kind of way. He’s right – you can’t replace a dead cat with brand new kittens and make it better. But I’m a big believer in animals helping to fill holes in our hearts, whether that sadness is related to the death of a pet or not.

So we got kittens and I got grumbled at for saying yes. Then I caught him scratching the little tabby’s ears, so I think he’ll come around. My husband is a giant soft hearted marshmallow and for all his grumbles, he loves children and animals. Probably why I’ve been so successful in filling our house with both.

dog and kitten

Being sisters, they’ve settled in really well. Amy has named them Rosie (black kitten) and Alley (tabby kitten) and I must admit, I rather like kittens, especially when they get the hang of a litter tray immediately and I don’t have to clean up after that.

For that, I can forgive them for attacking my feet as I walk past them.

kitten being hugged

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Invasion of the garden eating monsters.

by Veronica on March 13, 2013

in Animals, Garden

Nathan and I were playing Minecraft the other night when we heard a scream. It echoed around the entire house, leaving us listening for the sound of a baby waking up, or a terrified child.

[Related, yes, we play Minecraft together. It’s not just a game for children. Shut up.]

When no one woke up, we looked at each other and sighing, headed for the torch.

“It was, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. It was a possum.”

I knew we had a possum, because the other night, she was dancing an irish jig on the roof above my bed at three am. Later, I prayed for her death, while wondering how wrong it was to hope for something that inconveniences me personally to, you know, DIE.

We headed outside to our one large gumtree on the property and started looking. BANG, there she was. I glared at her and she chittered at me anxiously as I shone the torch in her eyes, wishing that my torch was actually a laser so that I could get rid of the destructive fucking thing.

Not that I’m bloodthirsty or anything.

(I am.)

It’s no secret that I don’t like brushtailed possums. My wish for them to pack up their bags and move far far away from my house is well documented and loudly voiced. They’re destructive. They kill my baby trees. They break tree branches. One fucker has been stealing my chicken eggs.

I am not impressed to have yet another one living near my house.

However, if I’m really lucky, this one will also get hit by a car, at which point I’ll do a little dance of glee, before composing myself and celebrating internally.

I am such a bad person.

This is why I need a protective ring of triffids around my house. Not only will they take care of marauding possums, but I can put them to work hunting down the mice that are currently eating all my seedlings. Sure, they might kill me too, but DETAILS.

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My house is being invaded by chickens

by Veronica on February 24, 2013

in Animals, Gotta Laugh

There’s a certain sound a chicken makes when it walks onto a linoleum floor. It’s kind of a cross between a nervous cluck and the sound of their tiny little chicken brains exploding because of the cracker crumbs on the floor.

I was curled up in a chair earlier reading while the baby napped when it happened:

My kitchen was invaded by chickens.

We’ve been on a month long chicken training program, which sounds stupid – but trust me, if you start shooting your chickens with a pump action water pistol every time they come near your back door, they’ll train super fast. Anyway the training program was going swimmingly, until today, when I was invaded.

I bounced out of my chair, which was no mean feat considering how contorted I was, and shooed them outside, wishing for a secondary water pistol. They ambled out slowly, acting like they own the place. And really, if you poop on something, I’m inclined to let you keep it. Unless that thing is my kitchen floor. Or my shoe. Ask me how I know.

Five minutes later,  they were back inside looking innocent and pecking at a tuft of hair that had collected in the corner. Postpartum hair loss is a very real thing you guys and I’m kind of happy to be shaving my hair off just to combat it. Even if I am worried about bald patches.

I digress.

They wandered back inside and out I chased them, again, slamming the door in their little beaky faces.

I swear, they fluffed their feathers and looked at me like “FINE” before they wandered off in search of bugs and beetles. Which is exactly what good chickens would have been doing in the first place.

Stupid hens.

buff pekin bantam hen

Fine. You’re not going to share your kitchen? We’re going to hide our eggs where you’ll never find them.

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