Remember my last post about my brother?
Well, he came and stayed with me again.
This time, instead of deoderant, it was the study door.
Amy has just gone to sleep. Generally she doesn’t wake up, but noises at the foot of the stairs piss her off. The study is right at the bottom of the stairs, and the door handle rattles like a mofo.
David walks into the study where he is playing on Nat’s computer and shuts the door.
Rattle rattle…………clunk.
Sigh.
I wish he wouldn’t shut the door.
Dave walks out of the room 5 mins later, rattle clunk goes the door as he opens it.
‘Dave, please don’t latch the door. Amy is sleeping and the noise goes straight up the stairs into her room’
‘Okay Ronni’
‘Thanks’
Dave makes himself some food and walks back into the study.
‘Don’t shut that door’
Rattle rattle…..clunk.
Arghhhhhhh!
5 mins later (because he can’t sit still) he come back out to talk to Nathan about something.
‘Dave, remember how I said don’t shut the door?’
‘Yeah?’
‘Well, don’t shut the freaking door! Amy is sleep and isn’t going to bother you.’
‘Oh, okay then’
He walks back towards the study and SHUTS THE FREAKING DOOR!
A little while later, he comes back out again. He goes to shut the door behind himself.
‘Don’t shut the fucking door! I HAVE TOLD YOU! DON’T FREAKING SHUT IT!’
Slowly the door swings more closed, with Dave NOT listening to me.
Veronica’s head explodes.
‘DAVID! THE DOOR! HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TOLD AREADY? DON’T FUCKING CLOSE IT! AMY IS SLEEPING!’
‘Oh, sorry Ronni.’
When he went back into the study 5 mins later, you guessed it. He shut the door.
I think I figured out why though. Look what is living in my bookshelf.
Of COURSE he needed the door shut. DOH!
Buy a stun gun and tell him “Do not point it at yourself” and “Do NOT press the button”.
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LOL sorry but that is pretty funny 🙂 you should tell him bout this post – next time he starts doing stupid things like that tell him any future girlfriends will be sent this post as an email 😉
Marylin’s last blog post..Hmmm
Your story was funny, but Lou’s comment was HYSTERICAL!
Burgh Baby’s Mom’s last blog post..Warning: This Will be Extremely Boring for You . . .
I’m pretty sure this male brain impairment isn’t just limited to teenage boys…*sigh*…
😉
Marlee’s last blog post..Don’t You ALL Wish You Could Be Me?
Ill have you know that some of our brains do evolve…sometimes…
can I borrow that book 😉
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Not wanting to want
I burst out laughing when I saw the book cover. LMAO! No wonder he wasn’t listening.
Jenty’s last blog post..I’m exhausted today
Some things don’t change, and teen boys have that in common. Oil on the door might help you keep sane.
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OMG! That’s freaking hilarious. Annoying, but hilarious! 😀
MissFrenchJessica’s last blog post..Works for Me Wednesday:Coupon Organization
Tell him it’s okay. He can read the book in the kitchen.
😉
I bet he listens the next time.
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Sorry Veronica, I had to laugh; teenage boys DO have their priorities, after all KWIM? LOL!
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hehe..
the joys of siblings and boys in one..
Hehe. Thats funny. My brother would be the same.
I try to embarrass Nathan but he doesnt get embarrassed. I ask him to buy me things from the shop and he gladly goes to the shop and not only buys it, but waves it around in front of everyone. He took a friend to the chemist once to get something for me and gave it to me in front of everyone.
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Ree is right – I wonder what stuff she has that Shortman reads…
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hehehehehe…
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getting a bit of a potty mouth aren’t you 😉 Thought I was on my blog *gaffaw*
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ha ha ha. Yes, he WOULD want the door shut for that. Cool post 🙂
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Ha! I bet your glad you didn’t get up and open the door!
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Teenagers, i so want to skip that stage
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are you sure he was hungry? ……………….. lmao !!
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Oddly, he sounds like my daughter. Well, without the 100 SexTips for Women, part. At least I think…
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sigh….if you have three teen girls…you know pretty well that teen boys brains do not compute…at least not when said girls are around…
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ha ha this is too funny.
I think you should post that book to me… for safe keeping and all. What??? That’s all I want it for… truly, LOL
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HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
D’oh. I’m raising a boy…
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LOL! i figured he was doing internet porn. try living with one 24/7…
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Hysterical Veronica – My teen found some pritty saucy pictures last week. I found them by accident in my temp cache – I was hysterical … enough said – his computer has family safety blocking stuff – mine does not… who snuck on at 12.30 am when I went to bed last week.He has no computer access for …. ever maybe.
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