I caved and created the damn lists.

by Veronica on November 2, 2009

So after SOMEONE harped at me (and harped and harped and harped and omg harped) I caved and created some bloody lists on twitter.

Of course, they’re not sensible lists. You can check them out here.

I say we all create unsensible lists. Let’s have a unsensible silly list movement.

Because really, how silly is the idea of lists? Let’s just make people feel EXCLUDED by not being on my soooper seekrit speshul list.

Heh.

Actually, thinking of that, do you think I need a soooper seekrit speshul list?

And, who is sticking their hand up to help me bury bodies?

Marylin November 2, 2009 at 8:23 am: I’ve got the carpet to roll it up in and a shovel. 😉

Funnily enough I got harped at about the lists by the same person! :O
frogpondsrock November 2, 2009 at 8:35 am: Now now Veronica, and you too Marylin. I did not harp. I merely mentioned silly twitter lists eleventy hundred times until you girls did what I wanted. Thankyou.

LONG LIVE THE UNSENSIBLE SILLY LIST MOVEMENT….
frogpondsrock November 2, 2009 at 8:38 am: I already have a super secret list shhhh….
Fiona November 2, 2009 at 9:50 am: I should have a shovel around here someplace
Sarah November 2, 2009 at 11:33 am: I have been watching too much Dexter (although I don’t think there can actually be such a thing!) and so I will contribute a large carving knife and a small chainsaw for body disposal purposes!
stacey@Havoc&Mayhem November 2, 2009 at 11:51 am: You should have a super secret special list, then name it something boring like People I Play Tennis with so no one will be hurt by not being on it, unless they actually do play tennis with you
Leslie November 2, 2009 at 4:01 pm: Hey! I’m on your list! I feel so special! Thank you!
river November 2, 2009 at 5:56 pm: Like Sarah, I too have been watching much Dexter. I’ll supply the plastic, to catch blood spatter, and facilitate easy cleanup.
Hyphen Mama November 3, 2009 at 4:53 am: OH!! Can I add to your list? Can I add somebody to your list of who will be done away with, when you find somebody who’ll help you hide the bodies? PLEASE??? That’s the only list I want to be on.
Xbox4NappyRash November 3, 2009 at 5:44 am: I can’t do the body thing, I have a very bad back.
Rachel November 3, 2009 at 6:20 am: It’s really ridiculous how happy I am to be on your glittery list. Because I am glittery, dammit, and it’s about time I get recognized for it.

I have not made any lists yet, partly because I cannot remember where half of the people I follow came from. How did I acquire these people?
becky November 3, 2009 at 8:18 am: I only did one list, and if someone feels left out, then that’s kinda too bad. Because it’s of people who are local to me. And well, if one is not local (and not loco – completely different list) then one won’t be on the list. So I don’t really think it can create hurt feelings. I hope.
Mrs. C November 3, 2009 at 10:12 pm: I’m thinking based on my limited knowledge of the subject that you do NOT want to roll things up in a carpet. Too many fibres from your house and you on it. Best would be to buy a carpet from a thrift store about a year beforehad during winter when wearing gloves, roll that puppy up before putting it in the car and then wipe exposed areas with alcohol before wrapping the body up.

THEN… when the police discover the body, someone else’s hair and home fibres are all over it and they get the blame. No way the people at the thrift store will remember you a year later (note, unless you act weird there) and you have just committed the perfect crime.

You are welcome. Can I be on your super secret speshul list now?
Sarcastic Mom / Lotus November 4, 2009 at 8:26 am: You’re damn right I’d help you bury the bodies!

Hell, I’ll help you cut that bitch’s face off.

What?