Look! Look!

by Veronica on November 6, 2008

in Life

Okay, here I am showing my total Mummy blogger roots.

Hey Lotus? Look! Look what is sitting in the middle of my lounge room!

Look!

Okay, so yes, I am very excited that we bought a Dyson today. We have been saving all our gold coins for a while for ‘just in case’ money. Yesterday, we saw Dysons on special. Today we cashed all our gold coins and bought a Dyson.

And Oh My Freaking God can these things suck! Vacuuming is no longer an easy job – no, now I worry that the vacuum might just pull the carpet off the floor with the power of it’s suction.

My floors look so much better, simply for one vacuum with this thing.

It’s so good, you can suck flies out of the air with it.

(Thankyou Nathan for proving that to me today.)

After vacuuming with this, I can totally see how people end up in Emergency with vacuum cleaner related injuries. Trust me, I do not think it would be a good idea to stick your penis in a Dyson.

A slightly clogged Hoover? Maybe.

But not a Dyson. Just don’t do it.

Dyson: Use it on your floors; not on yourself.

Taz November 6, 2008 at 8:04 pm

haha

Ali November 6, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Hahahaha. The Dyson’s do rock though.

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Jeanette November 6, 2008 at 11:28 pm

I’m soooo jealous!!

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lceel November 6, 2008 at 11:42 pm

I will file that away for future reference. No Dyson-ing the penis. Do people really do that? I must be out of it because that isn’t anything I would have thought of.

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Marylin November 7, 2008 at 12:32 am

Ooooh it’s shiny! Love my Dyson too 😉

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Megan November 7, 2008 at 1:20 am

Ok I really have no way to comment on this, I can’t find a vacuum exciting yet.

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Memarie Lane November 7, 2008 at 1:40 am

bitch! 😛

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nikki November 7, 2008 at 2:02 am

Thanks for the info. I promise to keep my penis our of a Dyson.

(Great news on Nan!)

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Sarcastic Mom November 7, 2008 at 2:18 am

Oh, you FUCKING BITCH.

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Sarcastic Mom November 7, 2008 at 2:19 am

😉

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boloo November 7, 2008 at 3:10 am

It´s really amazing

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Suzie November 7, 2008 at 3:12 am

You could use it on that giant spider of yours

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Xbox4NappyRash November 7, 2008 at 3:17 am

I’m shocked they haven’t paid you to write this!

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Cat November 7, 2008 at 3:34 am

Yes, you should be in charge of marketing for sure!

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Jenni November 7, 2008 at 4:27 am

Oh, my, that Dyson is a think of beauty. I’m salivating.

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John November 7, 2008 at 6:00 am

That thing looks like it’s going to fly away.

KAT November 7, 2008 at 6:20 am

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m totally jealous. I have an older Dyson and 1) it just doesn’t suck flies out of the air and 2) it doesn’t look as cool as yours.
It probably would be safe to stick a penis into the hose on mine, though. Don’t tell my husband.

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The Redheaded Lefty November 7, 2008 at 6:40 am

Oh good LORD I would run around my neighborhood nude for one of these puppies. I am vacuum-obsessed. It’s really how I measure my worth (that, and how ofetn my two-yr-old poops).

Happy sucking!

tiff November 7, 2008 at 6:44 am

Ooooh I need me one of those!

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Kat November 7, 2008 at 6:57 am

I WANT ONE!!!!

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Cameron November 7, 2008 at 7:12 am

Dyson: It’ll eat your schlong.

KAT November 7, 2008 at 7:57 am

Just gave you an award: http://tinyurl.com/5p9k7y

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Sarah November 7, 2008 at 8:41 am

I second what Suzie said about spiders! I told my husband that Nathan sucked flies out of the air with your Dyson so now he wants to leave the door open and test this theory with our (slightly older) but still well loved Dyson! Will report back!

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julie November 7, 2008 at 8:45 am

I love our Dyson. I will not buy another brand ever.

I would second the whole penis thing…my son put the hose against his cheek (yes, he is weird) and he had a round mark on his face for like 45 minutes.

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C November 7, 2008 at 9:49 am

Oh my goodness! How sad is it that I got sooooo excited when I saw this post!? LOL! I’ve always wanted a Dyson! I’ve been DREAMING about getting a Dyson!

I think I have vacuum envy! 😉 XO

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Jayne November 7, 2008 at 9:56 am

Ooooooooo we have a Dyson knock-off and it sucks the begeebus outta everything.

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Talina November 7, 2008 at 9:59 am

No freaking fair! I want a Dyson so bad, amazingly when we bought new filter for our current vacuum the suction really improved. I bet is nowhere close to Dyson suction though. I envy you!

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Debbie November 7, 2008 at 10:32 am

I am having Dyson envy right now. Good for you!

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Sharon November 7, 2008 at 12:20 pm

Now that he’s retired, DH does my vacuuming and he’s not having a Dyson, housework is almost the only exercise he gets, why would I make it easier for him? In my defense I would add that we have no kids at home and no pets shedding hair everywhere so he’s not that hard done by – honest!

Cecilia November 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Oh I am SOOOO jealous, I have wanted the special purple one (the pet edition) b/c we have 2 dogs that shed profusuely. But now the dogs are old and we have mostly wood flowers so I can’t really justify the expense but Oh MY that would be SO nice! Lucky you!

Leslie November 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm

I’m jealous! I want one!!!

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river November 7, 2008 at 8:13 pm

The suction is really strong eh? Could you maybe aim it in the general direction of Adelaide and turn it on please? My carpets are looking a mite dusty………..

matt November 8, 2008 at 12:10 am

thats a pretty cool looking vaccuum. I always liked the electrolux’s that get sold my the guy who comes to your house. But the dysons look pretty nice too. I’m glad to hear that it works so well.

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Ree November 8, 2008 at 2:21 am

drooooooooooooooooool

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Becky November 8, 2008 at 6:42 am

Oh my word I am so jealous! And thanks for the PSA. LOL.

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Hyphen Mama November 8, 2008 at 9:16 am

I ran my dyson into the ground… but she sure did suck right there until the end.

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Kelley November 8, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Totally jealous. But hanging out for a Roomba.

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pam November 9, 2008 at 2:57 am

A slighty clogged Hoover? Maybe… that had me laughing out loud on this dreary Saturday morn. Thanks!

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Patsy November 9, 2008 at 7:18 am

That is tooooooo funny. But the Dyson is that good isn’t it!

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Dorothy Stahlnecker November 9, 2008 at 7:19 am

I have a Sears upright, however, both my sisters swear Dyson is the best vacuum in the world. So congratulations and enjoy..

Dorothy from grammology
grammology.com

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witchypoo November 9, 2008 at 8:28 am

I have zero carpet at my place, no need of Dyson, my 1973 Electrolux is just fine thanks.

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Just a mom November 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Look at you miss 41 comments… wow new vacume nice one purty too… can it suck my floor from where you are? Yeah thought NOT!!!! have a great weekend…. drink water.

Manic Mommy November 10, 2008 at 1:32 am

What is that strange thing?

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