Okay, here I am showing my total Mummy blogger roots.
Hey Lotus? Look! Look what is sitting in the middle of my lounge room!
Look!
Okay, so yes, I am very excited that we bought a Dyson today. We have been saving all our gold coins for a while for ‘just in case’ money. Yesterday, we saw Dysons on special. Today we cashed all our gold coins and bought a Dyson.
And Oh My Freaking God can these things suck! Vacuuming is no longer an easy job – no, now I worry that the vacuum might just pull the carpet off the floor with the power of it’s suction.
My floors look so much better, simply for one vacuum with this thing.
It’s so good, you can suck flies out of the air with it.
(Thankyou Nathan for proving that to me today.)
After vacuuming with this, I can totally see how people end up in Emergency with vacuum cleaner related injuries. Trust me, I do not think it would be a good idea to stick your penis in a Dyson.
A slightly clogged Hoover? Maybe.
But not a Dyson. Just don’t do it.
Dyson: Use it on your floors; not on yourself.
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43 responses to “Look! Look!”
haha
Hahahaha. The Dyson’s do rock though.
Alis last blog post..Stemming the tide of vomit and snot and milk
I’m soooo jealous!!
Jeanettes last blog post..All that’s Jazz
I will file that away for future reference. No Dyson-ing the penis. Do people really do that? I must be out of it because that isn’t anything I would have thought of.
lceels last blog post..The day after the night before
Ooooh it’s shiny! Love my Dyson too 😉
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Ok I really have no way to comment on this, I can’t find a vacuum exciting yet.
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bitch! 😛
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Thanks for the info. I promise to keep my penis our of a Dyson.
(Great news on Nan!)
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Oh, you FUCKING BITCH.
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😉
Sarcastic Moms last blog post..Just two words we often forget to say.
It´s really amazing
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You could use it on that giant spider of yours
Suzies last blog post..Now Thats Commitment
I’m shocked they haven’t paid you to write this!
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Yes, you should be in charge of marketing for sure!
Cats last blog post..You Asked For It, You Got It: Not Toyota
Oh, my, that Dyson is a think of beauty. I’m salivating.
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That thing looks like it’s going to fly away.
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m totally jealous. I have an older Dyson and 1) it just doesn’t suck flies out of the air and 2) it doesn’t look as cool as yours.
It probably would be safe to stick a penis into the hose on mine, though. Don’t tell my husband.
KATs last blog post..Speechless
Oh good LORD I would run around my neighborhood nude for one of these puppies. I am vacuum-obsessed. It’s really how I measure my worth (that, and how ofetn my two-yr-old poops).
Happy sucking!
Ooooh I need me one of those!
tiffs last blog post..The hardest job ever.
I WANT ONE!!!!
Kats last blog post..One Of Those Days
Dyson: It’ll eat your schlong.
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I second what Suzie said about spiders! I told my husband that Nathan sucked flies out of the air with your Dyson so now he wants to leave the door open and test this theory with our (slightly older) but still well loved Dyson! Will report back!
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I love our Dyson. I will not buy another brand ever.
I would second the whole penis thing…my son put the hose against his cheek (yes, he is weird) and he had a round mark on his face for like 45 minutes.
julies last blog post..Mommmmmm!
Oh my goodness! How sad is it that I got sooooo excited when I saw this post!? LOL! I’ve always wanted a Dyson! I’ve been DREAMING about getting a Dyson!
I think I have vacuum envy! 😉 XO
Cs last blog post..Kinda boring really
Ooooooooo we have a Dyson knock-off and it sucks the begeebus outta everything.
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No freaking fair! I want a Dyson so bad, amazingly when we bought new filter for our current vacuum the suction really improved. I bet is nowhere close to Dyson suction though. I envy you!
Talinas last blog post..What a historical time!!
I am having Dyson envy right now. Good for you!
Debbies last blog post..I’m considering a move to Italy
Now that he’s retired, DH does my vacuuming and he’s not having a Dyson, housework is almost the only exercise he gets, why would I make it easier for him? In my defense I would add that we have no kids at home and no pets shedding hair everywhere so he’s not that hard done by – honest!
Oh I am SOOOO jealous, I have wanted the special purple one (the pet edition) b/c we have 2 dogs that shed profusuely. But now the dogs are old and we have mostly wood flowers so I can’t really justify the expense but Oh MY that would be SO nice! Lucky you!
I’m jealous! I want one!!!
Leslies last blog post..The Me You Don’t See
The suction is really strong eh? Could you maybe aim it in the general direction of Adelaide and turn it on please? My carpets are looking a mite dusty………..
thats a pretty cool looking vaccuum. I always liked the electrolux’s that get sold my the guy who comes to your house. But the dysons look pretty nice too. I’m glad to hear that it works so well.
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drooooooooooooooooool
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Oh my word I am so jealous! And thanks for the PSA. LOL.
Beckys last blog post..Daring Caper, Part Deux: Mission Thwarted
I ran my dyson into the ground… but she sure did suck right there until the end.
Hyphen Mamas last blog post..Things I found in my bra at the end of the day…
Totally jealous. But hanging out for a Roomba.
Kelleys last blog post..The therapy cupboard
A slighty clogged Hoover? Maybe… that had me laughing out loud on this dreary Saturday morn. Thanks!
pams last blog post..Imagine a President with a genuine smile
That is tooooooo funny. But the Dyson is that good isn’t it!
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I have a Sears upright, however, both my sisters swear Dyson is the best vacuum in the world. So congratulations and enjoy..
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Dorothy Stahlneckers last blog post..Continued what I Want In Life
I have zero carpet at my place, no need of Dyson, my 1973 Electrolux is just fine thanks.
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Look at you miss 41 comments… wow new vacume nice one purty too… can it suck my floor from where you are? Yeah thought NOT!!!! have a great weekend…. drink water.
What is that strange thing?
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