I appear to have lost my bra.
Now, this is not a big deal, considering I slept in my own house, in my own bed and it’s not like I’m racing around the house trying to find where I kicked my jeans/bra/shirt/shoes. It’s also not like I’m in any huge rush to get properly dressed.
It’s just that now, my bra is missing from where I left it last night.
And somehow, I’ve gone from tens of pairs of cotton undies, to owning only three pairs of underwear that do not have lace. How does this happen? Do I have kinky elves, that instead of being helpful and cleaning my house, are merely stealing my undergarments? And why are they not stealing the good stuff, instead preferring my 10 packs of Big W knickers?
I can’t help but think this is a little weird.
Lol. We have bad hair fairies and sock fetish gnomes in ours!
Totally odd. What has Dobby & co been up to.
The kids are probably using the bra as a slingshot.
As for your knickers…there could be some mini Muppet chef impersonations…
Maybe Nat is paying them off…? 😛
Naughty Dobby… the thought makes me shudder! Eurgh!!
Mine just hide teaspoons and biros. I used to think they took Blu-tack too, but that all seems to end up in the kids’ rooms.
Dryer gnomes….seriously – its where the lost socks go, and the gnomes sell them to the fairies for sleeping bags. The elves have a side line in bras as hammocks, but the market is dominated by the gnome cartels. As for the knickers, not sure yet!
LOL @ Zelda!!
But you’re right, that is weird.
Ooh, sounds like you have a Knicker Knabber of the B type variety…
They are much rarer than the common Knicker Knabber, which will be the one that has stolen your cotton briefs to make baby hammocks with.
I always offer my resident Sock Muncher a brand new pair of school socks whenever I purchase new socks, maybe you should try leaving out a pair of knickers when you do an Undie Update?
After this you may need to be reffered to a Domestic Demon specialist.
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