Six Words

Susan from Momabetes (she also can be found at James and the Giant Moose) tagged me for a meme.

I know, I know, you hate me. I hardly ever do memes.

Instructions…

1) Write your own six word memoir;
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like;
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere;
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links; and
5) Leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play!

Lets see, a 6 word memoir.

Needs more sleep to function normally.

No?

Or we could try…

May explode under stressful circumstances. Avoid.

Or or or!

Needs chocolate and hugs to function.

But the one that seems to fit me best is…

Amazing cook, indifferent housewife, fantastic mother.

You can find examples of my amazing cooking here.

My terrible housekeeping here.

And my mothering skills here. (Okay so that link? Is more like my negotiation skills, but you know. Negotiation is a big part of motherhood, right?)

So there! I am not going to tag anyone for this (heh, you know I just can’t be bothered doing all the links and all the comments right?), however I invite you to share your six word memoir in my comments. Or not. As you see fit.

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As a side note, Nathan and I just finished watching the movie Planet of Terror.

There is alot (a freaking lot!) of gore and I watched a good portion of the movie with my eyes covered, but if you can cope with that kind of thing I highly recommend the movie.

It is so fucking funny. I pissed myself laughing through most of it.

Have you seen it? What did you think?