Slices

Me: ‘Amy! Can yooooooou….. get Isaac’s dummy please?’

Amy: ‘Can yoooooooou…. get Amy ice-cream?’

I may possibly have been laughing too hard to respond. She didn’t get ice-cream. I didn’t get Isaac’s dummy.

Which, incidentally, he is taking very occasionally.

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Telling Isaac good morning first thing of a morning, gets me the biggest smiles. It’s like he hasn’t seen me all night.

One wonders who he thinks is feeding and resettling him all night.

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Amy: ‘MUMMY! LOOK! A MOUSE!’

[Yes, she does talk in ALL CAPS and with exclamation marks]

Me: ‘Where?!’

Amy: ‘Dere! Dere! LOOK!’

Me: ‘Amy? Sweetie? That’s fluff.’

Amy: ‘Yes! A fluffy mouse!’

And here? I laughed so hard I cried.

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Nathan hurt his back today. Twisted the wrong way and now can’t move at all. Which would be fine, was he not stuck flat on his back in the middle of the loungeroom floor. Anyway, we were talking about his pain and Amy…

Amy: ‘Daddy! Oh no! My back hurts Daddy!’

Nat: ‘Does it?’

Amy: ‘And my legs. Amy’s legs hurt. Oh no!’

Nat: ‘Really?’

[Amy flopped to ground and proceeded to flop around like a fish]

Amy: ‘Yes Daddy. Amy’s backs really hurts.’

We cracked up.

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Comments

26 responses to “Slices”

  1. Megan Avatar

    Two-year-olds do and say some of the funniest things ever.

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  2. Marie Avatar
    Marie

    Hahaha. πŸ™‚ Great pic of her too.

  3. Taz Avatar

    that is so cute..

    how is Issac sleeping atm?

    Cai still wont take a dummy.. but i think that it will make it easier in the long run.. πŸ™‚

    Maddi has one spot to go till she has a full set of teeth WOO.. then comees Cai.. lol

  4. Taz Avatar

    love the pic too..

  5. Robin G. Avatar

    Days of laughing really do make all the other stuff totally worth it.

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  6. lceel Avatar

    She’s so cute. You are just SO in for it.

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  7. Mrs. C Avatar

    Oh, my, what have you been teaching this kid? :p

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  8. Xbox4NappyRash Avatar

    Heh, poor daddy

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  9. Suzie Avatar

    Damn my kids are so behind they havent figured out caps or exlimation points at all

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  10. Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com Avatar

    She’s so cute! What a precious age; I love this recap of things she’s saying =)

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  11. CK Avatar

    Amy sounds so much like my daughter. It’s scary when they suddenly bust out with those crazy reasoning skills. Guess you never mess with a girl and her ice cream, though…

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  12. Sharon Avatar
    Sharon

    Yay for the dummy progress, now if he could just learn to have more dummy and less Mummy at night your life would be so much easier.

    Amy is such a character – and I bet that’s just what you say when she’s not being so funny πŸ˜‰

  13. river Avatar
    river

    Ha Ha Amy is such a comedian. My sympathies are with Nathan. I know exactly how his back feels.

  14. Barbara Avatar

    Is it a coincidence that dummy sounds like mummy and not daddy? Bless Amy – she’s very quick!

    I hope Nathan is better soon. Not what you need right now.

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  15. badness jones Avatar

    Slices….of the best things in life. Thanks for sharing! (And really – that girl of yours needs her own show!)

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  16. Marylin Avatar

    Aww bless her – such a great (though challenging) age! πŸ™‚

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  17. Ree Avatar

    ahahahhahahhaa. Yes, you are so in for it.

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  18. talina Avatar

    Sounds like things are looking up there. Laughter is the BEST medicine!

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  19. Hyphen Mama Avatar

    hahahaha… I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. That girl is SMART!! Blackmail. She so funny.

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  20. Trish Avatar

    Gorgeous …we are getting some funny comments here too and I am too damn slow to write them down.
    Amy is way too smart !

    Even hearing them talk between themselves now.

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  21. Bea Avatar

    such a lovely laughing picture! see, they do this just to keep you going πŸ™‚

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  22. Joyce-Anne Avatar

    She is too cute. I love the picture too.

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  23. cat Avatar

    she is going to love reading all these silly things she said when she’s older – like…when you show them to her first boyfriend. sorry about nathan’s back!

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  24. C Avatar

    OMG! Gotta love all those special moments! This post truly made me laugh so hard! I startled my sleeping Little One. Great…now she’s awake πŸ™‚

  25. Andi Avatar

    Oh, kids. You gotta love them!

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