Text: I steal tea from my owner’s mug. Not Sorry.
Text: I climbed into bed with the baby and purred so loudly I woke her up.
Text: I was nearly dead when Veronica found me. I repaid her by vomiting on the carpet. Lots. I have a sensitive stomach.
Text: I got scared by the dog and ran up my owner’s leg. There was blood.
Text: I run around the house pretending to be an ELEPHANT. No shame!
Text: I like to pretend to nurse from the dog. She reminds me of my mum. (Even if she smells weird.)
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6 responses to “Today I am Cat Shaming”
Love this, V. You and your cats are hilarious!
New favourite post.
Mostly cos it has pictures of cheeky kitties in it!
Aww I love this so much! Look at those teeny tiny cute faces.
Such sweet little kitties!
They look so innocent…..
My wife said that I should point out in mitigation that the baby tried to eat the kitten once.
And that immitating elephants keep any tigers away.
oh, my little black one also thinks she is an elephant! The more noise she can make on our wooden floors the better.