Somehow as I was cutting vegetables for soup, I tried to chop my finger off.
Can we say ouch?
So after lots of bleeding (many many tissues and a tea towel goot soaked through) I have a finger that is just about useless and a touch painful.
You know, I took photos, but I don’t think they are entirely appropriate for a blog. I mean, unless you are all into blood and gore? I didn’t think so.
So, without too many words, because it is hard to touch type minus one finger, I present you with truthiness.
[Because all the cool kids are doing it. Because I had nothing better to write about, unless you really want to see photos of my finger? I thought not.]
I think Sweetney came up with the idea. Then a whole other bunch of cool bloggers shared, so I am going to as well. You can totally blame these ladies for this horrible photo of me. Her Bad Mother, Oh The Joys, IzzyMom, Mrs. Flinger, Motherbumper, Mamalogues, Breed ‘Em And Weep, Redneck Mommy, Sarcastic Mom and Dawn.
Here I am, first thing in the morning.
You’re totally jealous of my hair, aren’t you. I can see it in your eyes (hiding away behind the mirth).
The scarier thing? It is now nearly 8 hours later and I haven’t brushed my hair yet. Run my fingers through it and tied it back properly, but I haven’t brushed it.
Maybe because the toddler and the puppy have lost the brush.
*sigh*
My hair looks like that right now and it is nearly midnight. I think it is a mommy look. You have beautiful eyes!
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I *am* jealous of the hair!
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Oh honey. You look tired and pissed off. *hugs*
So who gives a frig about the hair?
I so agree with janethesane – you have amazing eyes and old trouts pay a crapload to get lips like yours.
Heh, first thing in the morning I look like cousin Itt after he has had an epileptic fit.
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What, you don’t have a secret stash of hairbrushes in every room in the house!?
Did the finger need stitches? Was it hanging by a thread? Can you tell I’m into blood and gore? I love those CSI shows with the “bloody” murders and the open autopsies……..
I wanna see the finger too!
Oh and my hair looks like that on a good day and how come you have no Mummy wrinkles????
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I am jealous of your hair – I have extensions to make mine look half that thick!
Plus you’re gorgeous and wouldn’t need make up – I always admire lovely skin (ex mary kay ‘lady’ he he),
G
xx
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ouch.. ouch to the finger..
heh..
i dont do mornings.. 🙂
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your beautiful good morning hey I sometimes go most of the day like that.
hehehehe.Sweety is that your “don’t fuck with Me!!!”
Look..????
So I went and asked your little brother and he says that is you looking exasperated…
Unfortunately Hun.. I think you just look tired and ill. and slightly gorgeous too (because I only made gorgeous children)
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Yet somehow you still manage to look gorgeous! No fair!
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Hope you find your brush!
🙂
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I’m jealous you look so good first thing in the morning – NOT FAIR!!
As for the brushing hair thing… I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve just run my fingers through my hair and put it up only to realise this when I’m out in public! /headdesk
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I haven’t combed my hair in two days…not that I’ve left the house, but still. Why bother?
And your lips? Totally kissable.
Now show us the finger. We can totally handle it.
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You look a heck of a lot better than me in the morning. (um, because I’m more than twice your age maybe?) I still can’t bring myself to participate in this little carnival.
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I am jealous of your hair!! That’s exactly what I want to grow mine out to be. Ferra Faucett hair is so hot and all, but I’d rather look like you. 😉
So glad you played along, too! I’ll add you to my link list. If I can remember. I promise I’ll try (bug me about it, ok? Please? thank you.) 🙂
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You look pretty good to me!
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You’re right.
I’m jealous of the hair…
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i think long hair looks so much better in the morning. ava and i both look like psychotic don kings. careful with those knives love!
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I wanna see the finger…. kidding.
Ouch, hope it heals quick.
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i like ur eyes
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No way in hell am I posting a first thing in the morning pic. I have a hard enough time taking all gussied up pics.
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You post the finger pics and put up the pictures from INSIDE my knee when I had surgery! 😉
You’re really pretty and I’d kill for your skin. (Notice I didn’t play this game!)
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Sorry about your finger. If I could, I would kiss it and make it better. And if you saw my head, OF COURSE I’m jealous of your hair. And lastly, from the look on your face – please don’t hurt me?
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You’re cute as a button…even fresh outta bed in the a.m. without a stitch of makeup.
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Your hair looks better than mine when I fix it.
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great blog, very interesting information.
The great things about this photo is your expression. You looked so pissed. It’s kind of awesome.
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Brushing is highly over-rated. 😉
You look gorgeous no matter what. In fact, that “kind of pissed of about being awake” thing looks sexy on you.
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