On the first day of Xmas my toddler gifted me
A kitten stuck up a tree
On the second day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the third day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my toddler gifted me with
Six loads of washing
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my Toddler gifted me
Seven overnight wake ups
Six loads of washing
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Eight soiled underpants
Seven overnight wake ups
Six loads of washing
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Nine metres of tinsel
Eight soiled underpants
Seven overnight wake ups
Six loads of washing
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Ten minutes of screaming
Nine metres of tinsel
Eight soiled underpants
Seven overnight wake ups
Six loads of washing
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Eleven sticky cuddles
Ten minutes of screaming
Nine metres of tinsel
Eight soiled underpants
Seven overnight wake ups
Six loads of washing
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my toddler gifted me
Twelve sloppy kisses
Eleven sticky cuddles
Ten minutes of screaming
Nine metres of tinsel
Eight soiled underpants
Seven overnight wake ups
Six loads of washing
Five minutes peace
Four headache tablets
Three stolen biscuits
Two yowling cats
And a kitten stuck up a tree
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Thanks to Xbox for the idea.
Comments
19 responses to “Twelve Days of Christmas”
Hahahaha. Nice one.
(actually, it’s not really my song to begin with ;0) )
Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..The wheeze on the bus goes round and round
cute..
Tazs last blog post..61 Weeks Old and 3 Weeks Old
Very clever!
Bobbis last blog post..Things I Need And Want
Aw. Send Amy to me. I need a little girl to love on. 😉
Rees last blog post..Christmas ‘91 – Past in Polaroids 16
Wait… you got 5 minutes’ peace?? LOL CUTE poem there.
Mrs. Cs last blog post..Atheist’s Guide to Evangelism.
Lovely. Hope you framed the 5 minutes peace lol!
Eight soiled underpants — hahaha — when we were kids my Mom use to threaten – “Do that again and I’ll sell you to the Indians.” Eight soiled underpants might have gotten her sold.
lceels last blog post..100 Word Challenge – merry
Bwahahahahaha…hilarious!
Hyphen Mamas last blog post..I think this is THE BIG ONE…Please donate body to science
Very clever. I can never think of things like this.
Tra la la la… la la la la…….. My personal favourite is Bob and Doug MacKenzies version, but yours runs a close second!
Heh heh.
You are poetic in your misfortune.
Glad there were some kisses and cuddles in there!
tiffs last blog post..Overtaken.
5 minutes peace? It was at that point that I realised it was a work of fiction!
Barbaras last blog post..355/366 – Fairy Girl
Love it!
Merry Christmas!
badness joness last blog post..The Ho-Ho-House Tour
hhehehehe. Loved it.
I love how you worked in both the good and the bad! Did she chase the kitten until it tried to hide in the tree?
Cats last blog post..100!
Awww how sweet!! 🙂
Marylins last blog post..Still here, I promise!
Ha, very cute and personal. I can’t wait for mine to be here!
Talinas last blog post..Cat poo, candles and flaming tales. More pet madness to share!
Love it – brilliant – thought of similar theme myself after I saw you tube version but never had the time to do.
Thanks for posting, i dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. I thought I would leave my first comment