I’m losing weight, yet my stretchmarks are getting bigger. The ones behind my knees are shocking. Thank god I can’t see them.
Having sex makes my hips hurt like a mo’fo. Not having sex makes my head want to explode just a little.
My skin tears. In uh, intimate places. Let me tell you, that’s just a shitload of fun right there. Can’t have sex cos of my hips, can’t masturbate because of my skin. Anyone know how to make dirty dreams happen? What I wouldn’t give to be 14 again and able to orgasm through my jeans with just some heavy pashing.
Putting on a support bandage in order to stop my knee dislocating again, only to dislocate my wrist in the process. Then having my OTHER knee sublux.
Do you think, if I asked nicely enough, I could trade this body in for a newer model?
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Also, Tiff’s daughter Immy is in hopsital with bad facial cellulitis. If you could head over and give her a hug or something, I would greatly appreciate it. She hasn’t gotten a post up about it, but you can find her on Twitter if you like.
Gah. At the moment sex makes my tummy hurt, but I suppose that doesnt help you out a lot.
Support bandages help, but as for intimate places…thats a hard one, please be careful.
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Aww honey. Wish I could do something to help. xx
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I’m sorry, that sucks. I feel you on the sex thing though. We are severely restricted by my dodgy pelvis – if we go for it then I have a guaranteed day or two of not being able to walk. So worth it sometimes!
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Time to start training Nathan in the ancient art of “Talented Tongue”.
And I’m going right over to Tiff.
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I’m chuckling at Marylin’s comment.
If she DOES help, can ye record it?
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Gah. Yes, that is definitely some annoying shit.
Um, I think we have a couple things in common, lol.
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Have you tried Bio Oil on your skin? Personally I think you should take Marilyn up on her offer and combine it with Iceel’s suggestion. 🙂
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Hips, thighs, lower back, neck, nope, not much sex going on here either. For the tearing problem try one of the many personal lubricant products available. I find a liquid is better than a gel for masturbating purposes. Not much of that going on either, darn that carpal tunnel thing. I also find that the delicate skin tears less often when I use soap only when absolutely necessary in that area, daily washing is mostly water. Soap is used only on the parts that get sweaty, underarms, crotch area while avoiding the actual folds (water there),feet and face.
lceel and river have already given the suggestions I thought of for the sexual problems. Good luck!
Would glucosamine and chondroitin capsules help your joint and connective tissue problems? I take them for my arthritic joints and it made a huge difference after the first few weeks. Well worth the cost. Get Nathan to put your support bandages on for you to save dislocating hand and wrist joints. There’s also a support sleeve and/or mitt-type thing which I use for lymphodema which may help your wrist problems although that you would definitely need to have put on for you, it’s very tight!
big hugs..
think you should be in for a trade in..
as long as the new body comes with milk for little Issac 🙂
oh, sorry about all the pain.
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very fucking annoying shit indeed. Hope it is all sorted out by now.
Sorry for the time delayed comment, am only catching up on a month of blogs now…!!
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