Dear David.
Remember when you were little and you wouldn’t shut up so I could go to sleep, so I pulled your pillow out from under your head and beat you with it?
Sometimes, I feel like doing that still.
I love you dearly baby brother, but please, if you plan on telling people that I have a blog, could you at least do a recon mission first and check what the post at the top of the page is?
Because if you are going to show your mentor my blog and your mentor is a known Tasmanian figure, then maybe, JUST MAYBE, it would be better for him if the first post he sees is not about orgasms.
And to tell him ‘she reviews sex toys’ is a little bit misleading. I have reviewed ONE sex toy. ONE. Not many, just one. (I haven’t received any others yet. Maybe I should email them…) I do occasionally talk about sex toys and their possibilities, but aside from the one (1) review, I don’t have first hand knowledge of anything I have talked about. (yet)
[My toy drawer is a little sad and sorry. I might talk the talk, but when it comes to paying out the money, I tend to keep my hands in my pockets.]
I am laughing about it now.
Hey, at least you thought to give him the ‘slightly adult content’ warning, right?
Love, Ronni
When it comes to paying out money for “sex toys”, you keep your HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS????
Um…
I should not have read this post. I thought it was about “brotherly love” LOL!
Boys usually get in trouble for keeping their hands in their pockets – does that go for girls, too?
*My Dad used to say – “Hey, get your hands out of your pockets. You want people to think you’re playing Pocket Pool?”*
I can’t help but laugh. And dude, time for you to update your toy drawer.
Good Lord , that’s funny ! haha
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This is why my family has no idea about my blog. If you’re going to talk about, say, anal sex, it’s best to keep them in the dark. For their own good.
That being said, I am enjoying a good laugh at your expense. (Also, I echo Nikki — time for additional toys. That’s the big Valentine’s Day gift in our household. Variety is the spice of life, or something like that. Though you should be careful with spices. They can itch.)
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Nothing worse than a kid finding some ‘toy’. I had, years ago, edible cock wraps, they were messy and gross for both people, so into the closet they went. When my kid was around 3, she found them, and I found her. She thought I had stashed some fruit roll-ups, lol. I LOVE to remind her of that story,, hehehe
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Oops! but, tee-hee!
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I laughed and laughed reading this! Gotta love brothers…. I guess.
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hehe
I never had a brother. Somehow I can’t help but think I missed out on some fun…
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lol always the best time hey. Did they read all of the other posts? Then it would all make a lot more sense 🙂
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LMAO!!
At least he doesn’t ‘borrow’ your clothes, sisters do!
A prominent Tasmanian figure now reads your blog? Fame is yours.
I totally agree that the cost of sex toys is seriously prohibitive. I’d love something new and a little more interesting myself, but don’t want to spend the $$$.
Maybe a letter to Santa…….
Oh?
Oh!
Oh dear!!!
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I knew Aril 28 was going to get you into trouble
Are you sure he didn’t mean Tasmanian “figurine”? Maybe he’s playing with his dolls again.
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LMFAO
But you were only talking about chocolate when you mentioned orgasms….weren’t you ? 😛
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Ha! Hope you are ready for the sex toy reviews to start pouring in. You can send me one ;-P
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I always wanted a little brother, but I get the idea that I’d have to beat the crap out of him on a regular basis.
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[My toy drawer is a little sad and sorry. I might talk the talk, but when it comes to paying out the money, I tend to keep my hands in my pockets.]
Hands in pockets can work too, trust me.
This is a surprisingly nice twist. I thought its about ‘brotherly love’. Well, its pretty interesting tho. You should definitely update your sex toys and check us out.
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